This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.
A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. she tried to step up onto the step but her
skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. she tried to step up onto
the steps again. But it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up
again and the skirt was still to tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and unzipped some more.
And she still couldn’t get up onto the bus. So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt. He gives
her a boost onto the bus. She turns around and slaps him and saying "What do you think you are doing." Well the
man says "Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we was acquinted."

Hahaha, Great Joke!

thanx mikuz. another one coming soon

HAHAHAHAHA!

the third joke was d bomb!! me likey!

the lady must be booqee!

ha ha, if she comes here she will eat you

^^^ i already sent her to Mars, no qwams!

more jokes pls. . . no fall ur hand sha

ok let's try this one.

Man with a terrible winking Problem

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the
best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally,
we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position,
and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry…we can’t hire you.”
“But wait,” he said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!”
“Really? Great! Show me!”
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms,
blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.
He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company,
and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!”
“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”
“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”
“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”

grade: B+

try harder. . . i like distinction students! more pls!

cool jokes

thanx angelz. let's see if i can get grade b+++

let's go;

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am,
if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies,
"if your dingalink is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

hahahahahaahaa




grade: F9* for being a bad boy!! !! !!

then look at this one;

An old man owned a pond, lined with
fruit trees. One day he went there with
a bucket to fill it with fruits. He found
naked young ladies swimming in the
pond. They went deep to shield
, themselves and said 'we r not coming
out until you r gone'. The old man said "
i am not here to see u naked nor 2 get
u out of my pond naked, i'm just here
to feed the crocodile, MORAL: " men
can really think fast when they
come across naked gals"

grade: B

comment: i want some more. . . cleaner ones tho'

hope u aint the man

these were jokes to do with a skirt. we have to change the heading then.
which category do yu want next?

^^^lets see. . . . .

what about relationship between mikuz and booqee. . .

yu sure i won't be in trouble!
ok, lets work on one

waiting. . . . .

i am knoking off now. that's for tomorrow then.
a gud evening to yu

^^^ ok, good guy!

@poster, you r d bomb. Gosh! Were did u get this rib cracking jokes. I cant just help but ROFLMAO. Thanks man!

@Akwa
HI. Thanks. I google them around.

this poster's a real good boy not for people like otooro & mikuz
more vaseline to ur ******#
don't get it twisted, I meant your fingers

JOKE GRADING: E




REMARKS: GET SERIOUS

@eke, u're such a pervert!

@bin gbagaun, have u ever done better! pharisee!!!!!!!!

otooro:

@eke, u're such a pervert!

@bin gbagaun, have u ever done better! pharisee!!!!!!!!

naughty otooro, pls repent and leave this things, join the islamic faith and serve almighty the way it should be ok?

Really so funny sharing, I enjoy all jokes so much.
You make me laugh so much today,

let's try this one


The Fare
A teenager and his date were parked on a back road outside of town,
doing what boys and girls do on back roads outside of town.
Things were getting pretty serious when the girl stopped the boy and
said "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a prostitute
and I charge $100 for sex."

The boy just looked at her for a few moments, but then reluctantly paid her the
money and they did their thing. After getting dressed again, the boy sat quietly
in the driver's seat listening to the radio and looking out of the front window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a taxi driver
and the fare back to town is $125."

u're the man

this one is for you ekeroyal.

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his
wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have
to drastically alter their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."
"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

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thanks for that