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A Forumite's Prayer by layi(m): 3:44pm On Sep 15, 2005
Dear Lord,


Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:


God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm and safe from harm
For they're so close to me.


And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.


Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
Keyboard, mouse or monitor,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.


You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.

It gives me access to loved ones,
some of whom I have never met.


I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.


By faith is how I know them -
Much the same as you -
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.


Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.


Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits "send".

Not to be left out is each Nairaland forumite,
Who shares their knowledge and life.


When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer

Sent up to prayers@GOD.com


AMEN
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by hotangel2(f): 5:44am On Sep 16, 2005
great!
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by micklplus(m): 8:42am On Apr 13, 2006
yeah ,great and awesome ! Nice work and deep thought !
i looooooove it cheesy
cheers
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by Z4M4eva(f): 11:53am On Apr 13, 2006
Wow! This sure is A W E S O M E! aBsOLutELy KoOL. smiley
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by jaybaby(f): 8:48pm On Oct 23, 2006
nice 1
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by jummy4riii(f): 4:50am On Oct 28, 2006
kool, i love it.pretty impressive
u r deep
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by Pamperme: 2:24pm On Nov 02, 2006
u are too much wink wink
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by talk2ahmed(m): 4:24pm On Nov 02, 2006
Good prayas
Re: A Forumite's Prayer by markkelly(m): 6:12pm On Nov 02, 2006
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Hello many you are too much make god bless you. every night i go dey pray this kind of prayer for my pc. cheerssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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