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Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by opeyemi2(m): 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2006
1. Insult upon injury
2. Nonsense and Ingredient
3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you
4. How Far?
5. Can I see your particulars?
6. Anything for me sir?
7. Are you mad?
8. Half-caste
9. Next tomorrow
10. Make I come block you dia
11. Lie, Lie
12. See me see trouble oh
13. Shift small for me lemme sit
14. abeg vamus / abeg commot
15. nonsense say wetin happen
16. Abomination
17. Over my dead body
18. God forbid bad thing
19. I need to retouch my (h)air
20. any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody
liar, bloody idiot
21. Na wa oooo
22. Tell me something
23. Why do you want to know my name?
24. Abeg joo
25. Can u imagine,
26. wonders shall never end / cease
27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say
TUFI!!!!)
28. Chei, Kai
29. Oya me we dey go
30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere
31. Come and Escort Me
32. Stop at that junction over there
33. Borrow me your pen/biro
34. Still yet
35. Me and you will enter the same trouser
36. You are so annoying
37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches
38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own
39. Effico
40. ITK- I too know
41. Muumu
42. How are you? 'We're managing'
43. and so what?
44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea,
Digestive
45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses)
46. You are so daft
47. NFA- No future ambition
48. Are you already ready?
49. That is so dry!
50. My belly is full
51. Did they sack you?
52. I trekked all the way here
53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
54. I want to drink cold mineral
55. Which ones now?
56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me
57. Jacker
58. Your head is not correct
59. Have you seen that film before?
60. Just imagine
lol
Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by beyunce(f): 10:18pm On Jun 19, 2006
Wat da h**

is dis suppose to be a joke.
Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by baybeetee: 4:59pm On Jun 20, 2006
Nice one. Lemme add some more.

61) Beans?
62) To ba teri si, wa pa lori
63) One time
64) Paro lo
65) Yawa go gas o
66) u don de kolo
67) fine boy/girl looking sexy
68) i don enter kasala (trouble)
69) God punish U
70) I don die Ooo
71) Wetin?
72) God catch U
73) What is your problem?
74) I'll give you Back hand slap
75) U dey mad?

t'sall i can think off now
Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by beyunce(f): 5:02pm On Jun 20, 2006
nd u guys call dis a joke. Pls
Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by jaguda(m): 5:04pm On Jun 20, 2006
beyunce, help opeyemi out and post something

something dey do u?

i go give u dirty slap

ewuu

ol boy, i tire.
Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by opeyemi2(m): 6:24pm On Jun 20, 2006
yyoo. iigth it aint suppose 2 be a jokee iigth. so chill-lax. just got posted in dah wrong section. get it,
beyunce:

nd u guys call this a joke. Please

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