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| Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by opeyemi2(m): 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
1. Insult upon injury 2. Nonsense and Ingredient 3. If i sound u ehh, I will soon slap you 4. How Far? 5. Can I see your particulars? 6. Anything for me sir? 7. Are you mad? 8. Half-caste 9. Next tomorrow 10. Make I come block you dia 11. Lie, Lie 12. See me see trouble oh 13. Shift small for me lemme sit 14. abeg vamus / abeg commot 15. nonsense say wetin happen 16. Abomination 17. Over my dead body 18. God forbid bad thing 19. I need to retouch my (h)air 20. any word with 'bloody' e.g. bloody fool, bloody liar, bloody idiot 21. Na wa oooo 22. Tell me something 23. Why do you want to know my name? 24. Abeg joo 25. Can u imagine, 26. wonders shall never end / cease 27. Tofiakwa (n some people feeling janded will say TUFI!!!!) 28. Chei, Kai 29. Oya me we dey go 30. Hold on lemme branch somewhere 31. Come and Escort Me 32. Stop at that junction over there 33. Borrow me your pen/biro 34. Still yet 35. Me and you will enter the same trouser 36. You are so annoying 37. Why? Because Y has a long tail and branches 38. What is the time? Quarter To buy your own 39. Effico 40. ITK- I too know 41. Muumu 42. How are you? 'We're managing' 43. and so what? 44. I want some assorted biscuits e.g. Rich tea, Digestive 45. Your face look familiar or similiar(kano horses) 46. You are so daft 47. NFA- No future ambition 48. Are you already ready? 49. That is so dry! 50. My belly is full 51. Did they sack you? 52. I trekked all the way here 53. Where is the toilet, I want to piss 54. I want to drink cold mineral 55. Which ones now? 56. Can u imagine, he was trying to toast me 57. Jacker 58. Your head is not correct 59. Have you seen that film before? 60. Just imagine lol |
| Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by beyunce(f): 10:18pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
Wat da h** is dis suppose to be a joke. |
| Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by baybeetee: 4:59pm On Jun 20, 2006 |
Nice one. Lemme add some more. 61) Beans? 62) To ba teri si, wa pa lori 63) One time 64) Paro lo 65) Yawa go gas o 66) u don de kolo 67) fine boy/girl looking sexy 68) i don enter kasala (trouble) 69) God punish U 70) I don die Ooo 71) Wetin? 72) God catch U 73) What is your problem? 74) I'll give you Back hand slap 75) U dey mad? t'sall i can think off now |
| Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by beyunce(f): 5:02pm On Jun 20, 2006 |
nd u guys call dis a joke. Pls |
| Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by jaguda(m): 5:04pm On Jun 20, 2006 |
beyunce, help opeyemi out and post something something dey do u? i go give u dirty slap ewuu ol boy, i tire. |
| Re: Words U. Can Only Hear From A Naija Person ! by opeyemi2(m): 6:24pm On Jun 20, 2006 |
yyoo. iigth it aint suppose 2 be a jokee iigth. so chill-lax. just got posted in dah wrong section. get it, beyunce: |
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