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Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 5:46am On Oct 02, 2008
Jaymobb escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple (Infobaba & Arcani) in bed.

Jaymobb orders Infobaba out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying Arcani to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband Infobaba tells his wife Arcani:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife Arcani responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ayusman16(m): 6:37am On Oct 02, 2008
Shit angry
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 6:46am On Oct 02, 2008
How sweet
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 7:05am On Oct 02, 2008
ayusman16:

Shit angry

Whats with the commotion?

infobaba:

How sweet

What is?
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:15am On Oct 02, 2008
The intimacy was sweet. Wish u were present to witness it
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 8:22am On Oct 02, 2008
Youre gay? shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:38am On Oct 02, 2008
Let that be between both of us wink
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 10:21am On Oct 02, 2008
HEY!!! You changed your post!!! angry YOU SNEAKY CHEEKY BUGGER. . . angry angry angry
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by clemcykul(f): 12:39pm On Oct 02, 2008
lol.
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 12:57am On Oct 03, 2008
HmMm
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 2:47am On Oct 03, 2008
what do you have to say for yourself?  angry
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 3:54am On Oct 03, 2008
@info

you don rub the vaseline?
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 6:41am On Oct 03, 2008
Am dead die embarassed
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 7:47am On Oct 03, 2008
My broda,

i just dey pity u in advance
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 9:58am On Oct 03, 2008
@ ituen

Is it in yet  undecided
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 10:00am On Oct 03, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:18am On Oct 03, 2008
close thy scary eyes
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by tytylayor: 1:20pm On Oct 03, 2008
@info
is ituen d escaped convict? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 2:44pm On Oct 03, 2008
shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 9:59pm On Oct 03, 2008
TYTY,

What do u read when you open a Topic?

POST or REPLIEs?
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 4:51am On Oct 04, 2008
Both smiley
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 7:48am On Oct 06, 2008
How many Poor Info threads are there in hia? lipsrsealed
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Oct 06, 2008
as much as u dont wannna see
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 2:25am On Oct 07, 2008
Says who?
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 3:03am On Oct 07, 2008
cool the admin
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 4:47am On Oct 07, 2008
info,

is it in yet?
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 7:37am On Oct 07, 2008
Yes, am sure it has went in cause this morning, I saw him walking like a pregnant woman grin
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by ituen(m): 7:57am On Oct 07, 2008
Awwwww shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

It must really hurt
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:00am On Oct 07, 2008
Ur long thing angry
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:04am On Oct 07, 2008
ituen remove ur long thing now angry
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by Gabry(f): 8:14am On Oct 07, 2008
What for if he's having all the fun he can get? grin
Re: Poor Infobaba. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:21am On Oct 07, 2008
Am made of bones, no fun there

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