if you are a member of the church of satan please drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we are not a cult. you are free to leave the church if you are not satisfied but it rarely if ever happens.
so, are you ready to join?
drop a note here

celinedion:

if you are a member of the church of satan please drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we are not a cult. you are free to leave the church if you are not satisfied but it rarely if ever happens.
so, are you ready to join?
drop a note here

@celindione,

If ds is a joke abeg stop am! am so sure u will be d only one dr and pls stop calling it a 'CHURCH'!!
Covet or Temple will be fit your description.

Jesus Is Lord!!

na wa ooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!! esu odara !!!!

kaydkay:

@celindione,

If ds is a joke abeg stop am! am so sure u will be d only one dr and please stop calling it a 'CHURCH'!!
Covet or Temple will be fit your description.

Jesus Is Lord!!

who told you they dont preach jesus in church of satan.
bible is used to preach and you will enjoy it. want an application form?

javalove:

na wa ooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!! esu odara !!!!

please stop equating satan of the bible to esu odara larooye arogbo okiri oko onile orita. it is a misnomer.

IDINRETE:

please stop equating satan of the bible to esu odara larooye arogbo okiri oko onile orita. it is a misnomer.

wa sere omo. i feel you jare.
wetin be your name, ESUGBEMI OR ESUPEMI OR ESUBAMIDELE?

celinedion:

wa sere omo. i feel you jare.
wetin be your name, ESUGBEMI OR ESUPEMI OR ESUBAMIDELE?

who is the general overseer of the church of satan?
we all know their regional bishop in nigeria IS IDINRETE.

usi ekiti:

who is the general overseer of the church of satan?
we all know their regional bishop in nigeria IS IDINRETE.

usi ekiti alawada baba sala ni e o

If u want to go to Hellfire, here is the easy ticket - Church of Satan.
Why devil still put church for the front?

disease:

If u want to go to Hellfire, here is the easy ticket - Church of Satan.
Why devil still put church for the front?

where is the hellfire located?

IDINRETE:

where is the hellfire located?

FIRE ON IDINRETE.
IF I MAY ADD, WHY IS HELL FIRE ELUDING ALL OUR ASTRONOMICAL TELESCOPE SINCE ALL THESE YEARS?
HELL IS NIGERIA I BEG

Church of Satan was established in 1966 by Anton Szandor LaVey and he is the author of the delusional book called The Satanic Bible.

And can u imagine, how can satan have sins of his own:

The Nine Satanic Sins
Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics

This your so called 'Church' of Satan where u practise ur so-called Satanism is nothing but an institution formed by a delusional man.

It should never be called a Church.

@celinedion
Become a born-again Christian today and accept Jesus Christ as ur Lordand Saviour. You can never find peace with this ur so-called Satanism.

celinedion:

if you are a member of the church of satan please drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we are not a cult. you are free to leave the church if you are not satisfied but it rarely if ever happens.
so, are you ready to join?
drop a note here

are you for real ? so there are satanists in NL ? no wonder i've been seeing smokes here and there. so when are guys planning to have the anti-christ roll out? chai !!. some time ago one inlaw of my auntie said he is goin to join the occult ,and my auntie said 'if you cut money no problem we go carry am keep, if you cut yourself half and half we dig ground troway you'

Sign me up sharp sharp!!!

And i aint joking!

Do they have a branch here in naija? what do they preach? how is their groups like, do you have to pay tithes or pray? I hope not because that will be a major turn -off!

sign me up to be your treasurer, i hope you people have money?

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if you are a member of the church of saSatanlease drop a note here.
new members are welcomed. our parent church is america with members including celine dion and several others.
Barack Obama is a secret member and will declare his membership immediately after winning elections.
you are guaranteed a visa to the usa for our annual convention in february next year. members are usually stupendously rich because we connect you fast. be the first to join this elite church in nigeria. we

celinedion or whatever you call yourself , please don't drag Obama into this. Nairaland is an international forum of repute and not a place where people can say anything they like.

What evidence do you have to prove that Barack Obama is a secret member of your
church of satan?

hell NO! I'm not dropping lines to become a memeber but to announce my heart felt condolence to those signing on to this free ticket to death and hell.

Jesus Christ is Real, Alive, the Truth and the only Life(& Way) guranteed to God Almighty. No 2 lives to live, after death comes judgement. Here u are faced with life and death but I say to u today, choose life that u may live.

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever (satanist or not) belives in Him should not perish but have Eternal Life.

I need jaaazzz ooooo

i need to know how one becomes a member am very much interested infact am tired of all these churches that are filled with pretence, please how do i get hooked?

chei, thread awon omo lucipher leyi ooo

_{quietly legs it via the back door and slam the door shut}

nawa-o nothin person no go see bros next time you wan joke no dey joke high level joke. na who u wan deceive? if u get spiritual problems go meet better man of God make e pray for u or u fit halla me for my email make i help u arrange prayer worriors wey go pray no dey find person wey go follow u go hell fire?

Joining forces with devil, he is already defeated  …joining him does not

translate to being wealthy mister! Jesus is Lord and He is alive and He’s


blessing’s maketh rich and addeth no sorrow with it!!  PROVERBS 10-22

And Promotion comes neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from

the south but from the Lord!!! PSALM 75- 6

While some trust in chariots and some in horse; but we will remember

the name of the Lord our God. PSALMS 20-7

JESUS IS LORD!!

Hmm which Obama be that?

wait till all those people you've falsely accused of belonging to your church catch you and sue your satanic ass. Anyway, i think this is a joke lol.

pussylover:

Sign me up sharp sharp!!!

And i aint joking!

Do they have a branch here in naija? what do they preach? how is their groups like, do you have to pay tithes or pray? I hope not because that will be a major turn -off!

I never wanted to comment on this satanism or devilnism issue, but i see that you are very annoying ( God almighty please forgive me ). So you want to tell me that you didn't see what Mrs. Celine Dion or Mrs. Dion Celine posted before you started asking daftish questions like if they have branch in Naija. My guy i beg fly!

I'm glad I dont have to fill an application to enter the Church of Christ.

And someone told me that Satan was not a NIGERIAN?

It is only Nigerians i know that can know all these "them say" and "they said" and many of them actually make these rumours in the most SATANIC ways!!!

wonders shall never end, signs of end time,

love to join,
mail me to know all it takes to be a member.
whytoz@yahoo.com

How we get carried away because of illusive riches and wealth is disappointing. God sees all those who are misleading His sheep, plus the sheep who have lost faith in Him and are letting themselves be misled.

the fear of THE LORD is d beginning of wisdom

OH LORD FORGIVE THEM,FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO