In a Chicago hospital waiting area, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir", she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He used the toilet and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring
down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
The nurse replied "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

hey clown, where do you get all these? ...

From funnies.com!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can someone beg me to stop?

angela k:

From funnies.com!

Nah! I just saw it in my mailbox now and decided to share with my folks here.

pls can u tell them to send some to me too?
haha

No prob girl...Just get a POP round ur ribs cos mine are all broken.

haha dont worry, i will be fine

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ouchhhhh That must hurt badly. I tried so hard to fgiure what ATR was.. but i couldnt. Ouch ouch. That dude is oucchhh.. Hahahaha... This is funny.

thats a nice one i laughed and i couldnt stop

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In a Chicago hospital waiting area, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir", she said," You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He used the toilet and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring
down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
The nurse replied "The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your privates is under your pillow."

Posted approximately 2 years ago and my laugher ;Dstill attracted my colleagues! Won-da-fu!, this is funnnnny meeeeeeeeen

Really men don't just listen.
But this is not funny. Have you tot of the pain he must have gone thru when the ATR was removing wat it assumed to be tapon?
Now I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Lol