Meeky: pantz and bra is allowed.no bumshortz please.plates spoon torchlight or rechargeable lamp flask not cooler oh.toileteries shaving stick manicure set but no fork and knife.but wait i had told all u need.white shorts are everywhere in the market,just ask.

God's Favourite:

Thanks my one and only doctor, how about night gown ni, provisions,bowl and the plates is it breakable plate?

saltinn: As only u don waka com enta dis new month so, God go bless U, he go favour u, U go make money, U go get soundhealth, U go marry, U go get pikins, everythg 4ur life and family go double so tey even ur enemies go halla "Chia...!!! diaris Godoooooooh!!!. HAPPY NEW MONTH

Meeky: woah.there is saltinn ooooh.make we marry and born the pikin na.lol.God bless ya for this wonderful prayer.

Skateboard:


Oya make I wish you happy birthday today. nothing for you tomorrow oo.

Skateboard:


Thanks babes. Started and finished my clearance immediately after I wrote my final exams, I just went there now to collect my result.

Smeeky: why can't u just explain it,than referring me to 20cmments above..

@Samguine,organise the viewing centre for those who have decided to be ghosting,they might win an award..after all,we are in the centenary year.

100years of Ghosting...sounds like a perfect plan*Smug*

bentonmaye: Hapi new month@cutiepie01!!our headmistress!!I greet u ma.

Samguine:

Meeky: Making a STAR appearance.how has every individual been.hope u all have been behaving and taking your nysc lectures seriously.@skateboard and smeeky for making the cream babes comfortable i deserve kudos.TO ALL THE CREAM BABES PUT THOSE HANDS IN THE AIR.MUCH LOVE FROM HANDSOMEMEEKY.TO ALL DOS WHO SURVIVED THE NL CYBER ATTACK THE LORD BE WITH YA TILL AUGUST 5TH.ONE LOVE.PEACE OUT.

Meeky: Now special greetings to the love of my nairaland IFYZO.dont why i gbadun dis babe.ogini kilode.mehn traecey where are uada ekube honey pie.prixxy love.dont get confused.d demystifier is around.mami cutie pie i love ya.to all d cream babes once again i blow the kisses.

cutiepie01: Are u serious?

saltinn: Do yōϋ know its not Jangilova epo
motor?
It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR.!! I
bet U didn't know..Don't be shy.I'm sure
99.9% of adults that grew up in Nigeria
don't know dat d nursery rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" is actually
"STANDARD LIVING STANDARD
LIVING.D song we sing in church
saying" o singo
osingo, praise d lord", is actually "OH
SING MY SOUL and PRAISE THE LORD".
I know u are singing it now
again.Confess!!! ARE U
guilty?

osemu8: hahahahaha,sorry u are not up to me,y should I b happy to b quoted by someone not fit to b on the same page with me, is seun osewa ur father?I don't own any allegiance to anybody in this house,u started saying rubbish without understanding my post,I no ur god-sons n god-daughters will join u,but I don't care abt them

Kceee: NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation
Preparation Tips you should know before going to camp:

This piece was compiled to educate the prospective Corps Members and any other interested party on what to expect in and outside the NYSC Camp. You can share with your friends too.

Let's go!

MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a camp and not your flat! Just be ready for anything.

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED

1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
f. Most importantly, Your Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus.

2. Important Ones ( For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers. Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend.

GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned !

SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They dont want u to bring in prohibited items like iron, knive, bombs, etc.

REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bedspace. Then the paper registrations proper. Make everything ready. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.

YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them 'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get moni)

DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will leave camp.

THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/ marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won't faint, calm down...
So eat well. It's the stress that causes their fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !

YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.

THE FOOD
You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your 'tank' with delicacies at your cost.

STEALING
This is 'legalised'. They can steal anything. Be wise.

SOLDIERS
Hmmm, Obey them o. They can punish you. No walking, its all jogging wen they call u. Dont postrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway. Be wise.

ALLOWEE
Your first allowance will be given to you in the camp cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will get Bicycle Allowance.

PHOTOGRAPHY
Photographers are ready to snap you every minute. Manage your cash.
...............

NOW, YOU ARE ABOUT GOING OUT OF THE CAMP YOUR POSTING
You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corpers, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges.
Please! Don't lobby for your posting. Don't pay ANYBODY for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It's a clarion call to service; that's what dey call it.

GOING OUT: TRANSPORTATION
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the TEMPORARY lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day.
Please, when you leave the camp, home-sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don't go home straight. Please!
Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost.
Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise.

ACCOMMODATION ::
You don't know anybody in Damaturu or Ekiti! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a TEMPORARY accommodation pending the time you will HAVE TOGET YOURS. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don't give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first 'allowee' which you received in the camp is already going down!

REGISTRATIONS
This is why you don't have to go home straight. Your registration at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of a Corper's cup of tea. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Permission to go home? Long process! You will know why it's so. Well, I hope dese few tips will go a long way.
#backtoghostmode

God's Favourite:
well,I can see you a guy who has confidence and believes in Himself, hmmmmmm. Don't worry, I will give you feedback

osemu8: don't b scared,u will get a good state,right from the day I posted abt my I T experience,some persons reply my post with jealousy n hate in their hearts,he who God has bless no man can touch,let me say this again for those haters to hear,I have gotten my posting since d day callup numbers came out.

honeydear: Happy new month Y'all

God's Favourite:

Oga, sorry ooooo, me don't understand what ya mean ooooooo. Am a chemist and educationist nt an english graduate oooooo. Abeg what I do?

femijck: buhahhah.... walahi i'm guity of 2......my teacher never corrected me for once......the worst be say our oga at d univ sef....no even sabi am....make i quickly put am for my diary..incase i need to sing em for NYSC camp .......lol
@op i dey sure say na copy and paste coz u sounded guilty as well ......true or false?

Smeeky: thank God u also mean that the people who drops the useless comments are still the same people who drops the useful informations u come here to pick..later una go say people dey act God

sokarsenal: .

zerray: we need a day to rant in this thread,too many grudges been held up by so many ppl.

zerray: lmao