Ifyzo: im nt igbo oo..rivers girl like moi..tho d lang sounds like it

Samguine:
The way you dey always capitalise OYO dey make me fear

Meeky: anyone so far u understand d language.sweety ifylove

bentonmaye: I was posted to kaduna pls let's hook up!!08035316827,07083552426.pin.3312A5BFb!!!

Ifyzo: Rd2010 my ekiti sister how u dey?

Valentinooo: @heemah, I hear say you don start to dey chop your provision?

Meeky: hahahahaha.sowligitis cum sowlinopathy cum sowlinesterase.lol

prixxy7: *rotfl* SAMGUINE! Its a newcomer dat wil fall ƒø̲̣̣я̅ ur sugar coated talks sha

Ifyzo: hmmmm

DrPhilABd: Hello Everyone... I'm yet to collect my callup letter... Bt I ll be getting it tomorrow at Uniben Sports Complex.
Whr are my pple Tracey, Jimwalex, samguine, God's favourite, Luvlycute, Zerray, DarkChocolate, macuwon & d others? Abeg mk una quote me with whr dey post una go o... I'm waiting while shaking because I got a call dis morning stating dt the whole posting process ws hijacked in Abuja & dts y most runnings ain't working.

Samguine:
You are not a newcomer, you have been with us since the beginning. My tongue isn't sugarcoated, it is papillae coated. Therefore, your excuse isn't tenable.

Somewhere from the depths of your beautiful but fragile heart, you know I mean all what I say/feel towards you. Why not just gimme chance? Just one. Is that too much to ask for?

Ifyzo: Rd2010 my ekiti sister how u dey?

ENIMONEY: any one sha. so far we comot for where we dey before.lol

heemah:
Yelz cuz september z far, some myt expire before then so i will buy another set wen d tym z near...

Meeky: Honeydear which levels na

Samguine:
You are not a newcomer, you have been with us since the beginning. My tongue isn't sugarcoated, it is papillae coated. Therefore, your excuse isn't tenable.

Somewhere from the depths of your beautiful but fragile heart, you know I mean all what I say/feel towards you. Why not just gimme chance? Just one. Is that too much to ask for?

Smeeky:
For real?
I can't wait...

honeydear: Meeky Meeky

Estyfloxy: i hope m nt d only one here posted to Kwara state sha cos i've nt seen anyone mention Kwara all these while...

Meeky: where dem post you goabuja

Cutekemitola: smeeky,u got ondo? Wow ondo's a very nice and ,beautiful place..u ll love it dere

Smeeky:
Yea thanks...I go dey wear boxers stroll go buy Ore Banana

Meeky: guy walk naked.its allowed.

Samguine:
Mheenn...Edo ladies are special. I just met one of them sef this evening..her gorgeousness is beyond description. I couldn't tell her that though cos I was shy.

Rationalmind and Macuwon should get me space in Edo camp..not to serve, but to get a wife.

prixxy7: it ȋ̝̊̅§ too much o. Cos my heart ȋ̝̊̅§ made of glass, and U̶̲̥̅̊ wil break it and I want to go to camp wit a complete heart. So nutin ƒø̲̣̣я̅ you

sampete: Abeg, please o....I'm so down ryt now...was posted to Jigawa of all places...so far I've not seen anyone posted to Jigawa...please wherever you are signify abeg, letz console each other...Jigawa oooo!