traecey: sori I doubtd...u whre right...tnx dear

uw

lets cheers up a bit..dis house is too dull for my liking..oya make una take dis..

PLS WHAT SHLD I DO?
I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now. On sallah
day, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: hi barka da sallah.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my sallah gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
sallah gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to
deny me
sallah gift abi? ....
I quickly wnt to buy
N500 card and
send the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt
take that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything
from u.
....i quickly loaded the card and
transfered it into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a
minute latter
heard an alert
msge tang-tang..''N1 000 is transfered
to u
from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt.
...(this girl wan show me big girl abi?) i
used my
last N2000 to buy card, load
am, making N3000 and send it to her.
....
Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u
from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt
hv any money again! I called my friend
and borrowed the
N6000 he
was keeping for his landlord, i told him
i will be expecting N24,000 in the next
5min and i will pay him back...i quickly
buy card of N6000, and sent her the
N12,000..and i kept my phone close to
my ear
expecting
alert...
ten minutes
later, instead of msg alert, it was a
call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the sallah gift..we'll chat
latter''....cha iiiii!!!!(am sweating
siriously) Now, landlord is on my
friends neck
and he is on my neck too!
What shld i do?

Valentinooo: Abuja. That's stream2. How far your own? Where were you posted

Osun stream 2 also

Ondo state corpers
https://www.nairaland.com/1837387/nysc-b14-posted-ondo-state

ikescope: ...And that waz how I ended up in Niger state...*straight face*







Abeg any niger otondo in the haux??

Here bro...already saw ur comment on the group thread...#Welcome

Smeeky:
Na so...I wish say u fit do like that for Anambara,but EBOLA no go gree you

u wan make dem kidnap me.lol but thank God for ebunola abi na ebola virus even kidnapppera dey fear to touch pple

Jimwalex: lets cheers up a bit..dis house is too dull for my liking..oya make una take dis..

PLS WHAT SHLD I DO?
I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now. On sallah
day, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: hi barka da sallah.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my sallah gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
sallah gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to
deny me
sallah gift abi? ....
I quickly wnt to buy
N500 card and
send the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt
take that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything
from u.
....i quickly loaded the card and
transfered it into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a
minute latter
heard an alert
msge tang-tang..''N1 000 is transfered
to u
from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt.
...(this girl wan show me big girl abi?) i
used my
last N2000 to buy card, load
am, making N3000 and send it to her.
....
Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u
from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt
hv any money again! I called my friend
and borrowed the
N6000 he
was keeping for his landlord, i told him
i will be expecting N24,000 in the next
5min and i will pay him back...i quickly
buy card of N6000, and sent her the
N12,000..and i kept my phone close to
my ear
expecting
alert...
ten minutes
later, instead of msg alert, it was a
call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the sallah gift..we'll chat
latter''....cha iiiii!!!!(am sweating
siriously) Now, landlord is on my
friends neck
and he is on my neck too!
What shld i do?

Call customer care.

Hello pipo.. Wz posted to kogi.. I figured I'll create a BBM channel for easy relationship between ourselves.. Add up with dis pin: C003E0291 or search NYSC batch B14 (kogi) also created a group. Add me up on 7E2A406E and be part of dis... See you in camp

Estyfloxy: i hope m nt d only one here posted to Kwara state sha cos i've nt seen anyone mention Kwara all these while...

Lol...na only NYSC reserve Kwara camp for nah,abi you no see am for your call-up letter?...If staying alone will bore you,why not join us in Niger

To all Nairaland users who have been poste to the OGUN state camp. Am using this medium to advertise my stand at the mami stand.
It's the Amazing Grace Restaurant where ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ have all kinds of food.
White Rice, Jollof Rice, fried rice, Amala, Semovita, Wheat, Fufu with different soup.
‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ are all invited.
God bless.

rusky2014: I hail. I am from delta state. I was posted to niger state for nysc. Please how can i get to niger state from delta state. Thanks.

Join the Niger thread www.nairaland.com/1835770/niger-state-batch-b-2014/2 ...UkBaby1 is also coming to Niger from Delta..You guys can connect

prixxy7: it ȋ̝̊̅§ too much o. Cos my heart ȋ̝̊̅§ made of glass, and U̶̲̥̅̊ wil break it and I want to go to camp wit a complete heart. So nutin ƒø̲̣̣я̅ you

You want to go to camp with a complete heart? What gives you the assurance that ama break your heart? What makes you think that what I seek from you is just for a 3-week fiesta? I am not that type of man joor .

I am that type of guy that believes in the sanctity and pricelessness of the heart of a woman. Ama treasure your heart, care for it, nurture it and lovingly watch it bloom.

#JustOneChance

rationalmind:

lol, sorry, no space.

Dude..I'm gonna create one
*starts caterpillar*

Ojestas: Invite sent sir!

aiit,yet to receive tho!!!

ankeade: To all Nairaland users who have been poste to the OGUN state camp. Am using this medium to advertise my stand at the mami stand.
It's the Amazing Grace Restaurant where ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ have all kinds of food.
White Rice, Jollof Rice, fried rice, Amala, Semovita, Wheat, Fufu with different soup.
‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ are all invited.
God bless.

Come make we negotiate bros...how u dey sell a plate of food first?

I don't av a choise nw bt 2 join d bus goin 2 katsina on d 5th of august..any otha otondos posted 2 katsina can also holla @ me.abeg make we conect on bbm 216d3a51 or whatsapp 08109559398

ankeade: To all Nairaland users who have been poste to the OGUN state camp. Am using this medium to advertise my stand at the mami stand.
It's the Amazing Grace Restaurant where ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ have all kinds of food.
White Rice, Jollof Rice, fried rice, Amala, Semovita, Wheat, Fufu with different soup.
‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ are all invited.
God bless.

1) Fried Rice and Stew

2) Eba, Wheat, Semo

3)Ewedu, Oha Soup, Vegetables, Egusi, Afang

If you have those steady, I WILL BE YOUR CUSTOMER FOR THE 3 WEEKS

Smeeky:
Come make we negotiate bros...how u dey sell a plate of food first?

Go dey chow dog meat for Ondo

Samguine:
You want to go to camp with a complete heart? What gives you the assurance that ama break your heart? What makes you think that what I seek from you is just for a 3-week fiesta? I am not that type of man joor .

I am that type of guy that believes in the sanctity and pricelessness of the heart of a woman. Ama treasure your heart, care for it, nurture it and lovingly watch it bloom.

#JustOneChance

@prixxy.... If u eva try 2giv him ur glassy fragile heart den u are @ risk of him doin wat he indirectly stated above i.e he wld make u enta 1chance lyk a kidnapper and den bomb ur heart in boom way like boko haram

Sowl:
@prixxy.... If u eva try 2giv him ur glassy fragile heart den u are @ risk of him doin wat he indirectly stated above i.e he wld make u enta 1chance lyk a kidnapper and den bomb ur heart in boom way like boko haram

*mounts nuclear warhead*

Samguine:
Go dey chow dog meat for Ondo

404 make sense pass snake meat for Ogun

Rd2010: I m gud dear....nd u?

im fyn dear

Smeeky:
404 make sense pass snake meat for Ogun

Chei..u no sabi better thing. Snake meat na lean meat. Good for your health. 404 na so so fat.

Pangolin..whats the secret behind your monicker. I have read a novel with the same title before.

traecey: we olready knw...I got OYO...tot uniben pasted a list?

No list o... Just go dere & tk ur letter. Congrats on your posting. Sincerely hp we can meet dere.

Samguine:
I got Ogun

Congrats Bruv.

Ojestas: i hope u end up in Ado,Ikere,Ikole,Ijero. . . that would make you enjoy Ekiti more. . safe trip, omo church mi.

aww,tnx dear,r u frm thr?

macuwon:

they hv seen it oooo... Tnx for d concern... Edo here i com

You are Welcome to Edo State... We dey wait for you!

ENIMONEY: any one sha. so far we comot for where we dey before.lol

Whr dem tk Enimoney go?

Samguine:

*mounts nuclear warhead*

++Mounts atomic bomb rocket launcher++

Samguine:

*mounts nuclear warhead*

++Mounts atomic bomb rocket launcher 2counter attack++