kennykg: After wasting money on a tasteless food,scooping a guy to help me queue for water one yeye police man wan dey scope me moni way neva reach me....mtcheeeeeeew

too many guys for my room i sha pray make sister ebola no come

rationalmind:

Lol, I don give am my number on the condition he won't spam my phone with text messages.

Skateboard: Heavy downpour in McGregor camp, Ebonyi now... But who cares? Lol I'm currently chilling in maami market with a plate of fried rice and Fayrouz soft drink. I've collected my meal ticket but I'm yet to pick up my kit so no drill for me yet.


Prixxy7 Double up! Double up!

Lol... If you are walking you're very very very wrong. Lol


Double up means to run/jug Lol.. When you are entering the camp soldiers will tell you to carry your bag on your head and Double up. Lol


Its Skateboard reporting live from Afikpo, Ebonyi state.

kennykg: Raheema my beautiful alhaja. How you dey?

Samguine: Sorry guys. Network has been useless here. I dey beside toilet now. Na der network dey.

Ogun camp make sense. Reg was fast. I used only 3 passports and NO photocopies whatsoever. Participated in two drilling sessions. Rain has been disturbing us. You can buy practically everything here. I just bought a bucket of water for 50 naira here. I had to exchange with two different people before I could get the right size for my shoe. Maami dey make sense. Sampled some eba and vegetables. The kitchen soup is useless. We had egusi and eba for dinner. You dont have to buy pure water to drink, because you separate the egusi and water from the soup. I can use my khaki as a bed spread...its that big . It is with the tailor as we speak. A lot of creamy babes here..fat, slim, orobo, short, tall etc. In my room now, wld buzz u guys later .

IdeaHOuse:

Pour water for front o, na naija You dey.

heemah:
been gud dear...just bored kinda...auz camp treatin u

macuwon:

hostel ke? Me way dey mammy wit ma platoon guys nd babes... Na party tins o... I dey under (TREE) with my 4th bottle of harp .. Dis is d only tin one can do in dis camp.. Crazy boiz dey my platoon!

Valentinooo: @rationalmind and macuwon, hope you guys got a very good matteress

rationalmind:



Make I run the babe for you? The babe say she like you

Samguine: Sorry guys. Network has been useless here. I dey beside toilet now. Na der network dey.

Ogun camp make sense. Reg was fast. I used only 3 passports and NO photocopies whatsoever. Participated in two drilling sessions. Rain has been disturbing us. You can buy practically everything here. I just bought a bucket of water for 50 naira here. I had to exchange with two different people before I could get the right size for my shoe. Maami dey make sense. Sampled some eba and vegetables. The kitchen soup is useless. We had egusi and eba for dinner. You dont have to buy pure water to drink, because you separate the egusi and water from the soup. I can use my khaki as a bed spread...its that big . It is with the tailor as we speak. A lot of creamy babes here..fat, slim, orobo, short, tall etc. In my room now, wld buzz u guys later .

omaimoje: exactly.. una doh... enjoy our state na so we dey manage am, we hope it gets beta

macuwon:

coincidentally.. Rationalmind is actually my nxt bunk bunky sort of... I neva knew he was cute.. Cos he has no profile pic on nairaland...
Choii my platoon guys dey mad!

They bought andre nd poured it on d floor! Mehn.. I really wanted to drink dt shit ;(

kennykg: After wasting money on a tasteless food,scooping a guy to help me queue for water one yeye police man wan dey scope me moni way neva reach me....mtcheeeeeeew

too many guys for my room i sha pray make sister ebola no come

prixxy7: I lov d unity nairaland ȋ̝̊̅§ creating between us in here. Macuwon and rationalmind has bonded. Meeky and kennyg also has bonded. Dats d spirit of friendship. We never know wea we wuld meet each oda in life. Social network ȋ̝̊̅§ not bad afterall. I hope I bond here too wit someone in my own lagos stream 2.

rationalmind:


Lol, make I gist una small wetin transpire between us.

The guy say make I con church(BLW)

I asked if he'll follow me to my father's shrine.

He said it depends on what he's going there to do.

I asked what I'll be coming to the church to do, he said it's to worship God.

I then told him he'll worship my father's god with us. The god of iron.

He said he might not be able to come because.....

"whatever reason you have for not coming, consider it my reason for not following you to church" I said.

Harmvirus: Still doing registration here in sokoto camp.. The queue long no be small.. The kin sun wey don knack me today eh.. Pray I don't turn suya

Samguine: Sorry guys. Network has been useless here. I dey beside toilet now. Na der network dey.

Ogun camp make sense. Reg was fast. I used only 3 passports and NO photocopies whatsoever. Participated in two drilling sessions. Rain has been disturbing us. You can buy practically everything here. I just bought a bucket of water for 50 naira here. I had to exchange with two different people before I could get the right size for my shoe. Maami dey make sense. Sampled some eba and vegetables. The kitchen soup is useless. We had egusi and eba for dinner. You dont have to buy pure water to drink, because you separate the egusi and water from the soup. I can use my khaki as a bed spread...its that big . It is with the tailor as we speak. A lot of creamy babes here..fat, slim, orobo, short, tall etc. In my room now, wld buzz u guys later .

and i went and snapped 30 passports I go boil in camp on thursday as a big nwa digodi sharp

rationalmind:


I'm foreseeing a bond between you and




















Buksich

prixxy7: I lov d unity nairaland ȋ̝̊̅§ creating between us in here. Macuwon and rationalmind has bonded. Meeky and kennyg also has bonded. Dats d spirit of friendship. We never know wea we wuld meet each oda in life. Social network ȋ̝̊̅§ not bad afterall. I hope I bond here too wit someone in my own lagos stream 2.

Ah ahn! Na 2 of us go dey do under-tree sumtin for lagos camp naw. No be Ipaja camp again? #Stream2Tins

Samguine: Sorry guys. Network has been useless here. I dey beside toilet now. Na der network dey.

Ogun camp make sense. Reg was fast. I used only 3 passports and NO photocopies whatsoever. Participated in two drilling sessions. Rain has been disturbing us. You can buy practically everything here. I just bought a bucket of water for 50 naira here. I had to exchange with two different people before I could get the right size for my shoe. Maami dey make sense. Sampled some eba and vegetables. The kitchen soup is useless. We had egusi and eba for dinner. You dont have to buy pure water to drink, because you separate the egusi and water from the soup. I can use my khaki as a bed spread...its that big . It is with the tailor as we speak. A lot of creamy babes here..fat, slim, orobo, short, tall etc. In my room now, wld buzz u guys later .

that khaki bedspread go make sense o!

chykmoni:
and i went and snapped 30 passports I go boil in camp on thursday as a big nwa digodi sharp

gwa ha that ina eme ya na parcel.

Hissexcellencie:



Ah ahn! Na 2 of us go dey do under-tree sumtin for lagos camp naw. No be Ipaja camp again? #Stream2Tins

Hissexcellencie:


haha. Wait. They still think all social networks are bad? Wow. Welldone tho' seems you've settled easily

yokiti: Traecey is having a first hand experience of 20 minute drive away from Iseyin camp NCCF's lodge in Oyo.
Whytjane is chilling in Nassarawa camp now.Rhazur is waiting to register in cross wiver Obruba.
Samguine has collected bed in Ogun Sagamu.
Skateboard is sampling maami market in Ebonyi state Afikpo.
Macuwon and Rationalmind are on adventure at okada camp in Edo state.
Ajasa4link was on the road to Dakingari camp in Kebbi earlier on.
Ojestas wan disobey soldier by not kitting up in Kaduna.
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My Stream 1 compatriots; how is the journey? Wishing those that are still in transit God speed and protection and those that are already in camp a fun fill and recurring drilling stay.

Valentinooo: ok baby. Hope you're now in camp? Don't forget to keep us updated o

Cleoqueen:
Hahahaha...good luck with that...when are you going to camp?...I still have a month to go

cutiepie01: U were detected long b4 now.That time u were away 4 a long time,it was speculated dat u were either transgender or definately a guy.BTW,are u cleoqueen?

traecey: tnx dear