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Luis Suares Should Not Be Banned For Biting Any Player, Workable Solutions Given by AkoEja: 8:49am On Jun 28, 2014
Luis Suares should not be banned for Biting an Italian Player - Workable Solutions apart from a ban suggested
• How to Prevent Another Luis Suares bite.

• By Chairman, Committee for the Elimination of Human Bites in Sports
• Inspite of several bans and suspensions, Luis Suares has continued to bite with equal aggression and vigour. It is obvious stopping this is beyond the power of FIFA or other footballing associations. A more concrete solution needs to be found; as lengthy bans have had no effect.
• After a lot of thought and consultation with fellow football fans, we came with the followings:

We will like Luis Suares to continue to play football- he is such a talent!
The little matter of cannibalism should not make us overlook this fact.
• Slide 2:
• There are many options yet to be explored to sort out this cannibalistic tendency.
• Luis Suares should not be banned. It has never helped, and will never help
• 3: Some of our suggestions are drastic, but drastic actions require drastic measures.
• 4: This is a unique problem, no organisation in the world, has any experience in dealing with it, FIFA needs all the help it can get.
• These are our suggestions:
• 1: We will like Luis Suares to continue to play football- he is such a talent! The little matter of cannibalism should not make us overlook this fact.
2: There are many options yet to be explored to sort out this cannibalistic tendency.
3: Some of our suggestions are drastic, but drastic actions require drastic measures.
4: This is a unique problem, no organisation in the world, has any experience in dealing with it, FIFA needs all the help it can get.
These are our suggestions:
1. Luis Shares should wear a gum shield in every game.
2. FIFA should ensure Luis is well fed before every game, especially with meat. This will reduce his appetite for meat at least for 90-95 minutes, which should be enough to protect players on the opposing team.
3. Luis Shares should be forced to become a vegetarian.
..............etc, etc...........
Watch the full Video at the following url for more important solutions to the biting problem :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUDS91V7S-s&feature=youtu.be

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