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12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by WIZGUY69(m): 11:13am On Jul 01, 2014
1. The fat kid was always the Goalkeeper.
2.The owner of the ball decides who play.
3.Penalties awarded only if injured players curses alot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many Goals you score the winner will be determined by the team that scored last.
6.No refree and lines men, you could run behind the goal post.
7.If you don't participate in repairing the ball you wil be given a match ban.
8.If you are picked last, you are a loser.
9.The guy who is not picked will be the one to fetch the ball from the tree or tunnel , so as to play next time.
10. When the owner of the ball get annoyed GAME OVER !!!
11.You are allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of penalty.
12. The most skillfull player gets automatic selection.
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Re: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Kingslaw(m): 3:21pm On Jul 01, 2014
So on point.

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