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Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by TheBigUrban2: 8:31am On Jul 05, 2014















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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by TheBigUrban2: 8:35am On Jul 05, 2014
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by TheBigUrban2: 8:43am On Jul 05, 2014
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Nobody: 8:57am On Jul 05, 2014
grin
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by ggrin(f): 8:57am On Jul 05, 2014
Story for the godsundecided
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by PastorOluT(m): 10:54am On Jul 05, 2014
If only u know!

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by larrymoore(m): 11:01am On Jul 05, 2014
God can't be mocked!

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by timmy2409(m): 2:02pm On Jul 05, 2014
larrymoore: God can't be mocked!

Apparently he can

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jul 05, 2014
larrymoore: God can't be mocked!
bible God can be.
You should know. The bible isn't true by now

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Nobody: 7:01pm On Jul 05, 2014
ggrin: Story for the godsundecided
story for the Christians tongue

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by larrymoore(m): 9:41am On Jul 06, 2014
timmy2409:

Apparently he can
I no deyoooo
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by larrymoore(m): 9:42am On Jul 06, 2014
Arcsniper: bible God can be.
You should know. The bible isn't true by now
I agreed with u,no objection.

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by TheBigUrban2: 4:22pm On Jul 06, 2014
Apparently, God can be mocked!!!
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by submit: 7:34pm On Jul 06, 2014
Still laffing

Where are these people now..una dey hide abi una no go cum defend 'daddy g'
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jul 06, 2014
PastorOluT: If only u know!

Know what? undecided
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by TheBigUrban2: 6:39am On Jul 07, 2014
submit: Still laffing

Where are these people now..una dey hide abi una no go cum defend 'daddy g'


lol

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by PastorOluT(m): 8:48am On Jul 07, 2014
Dapo777:

Know what? undecided

Know what await such attitudes toward ur maker
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by ninja4life(m): 10:29am On Jul 07, 2014
PastorOluT:

Know what await such attitudes toward ur maker
u mean hell d loving god created cheesy

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by advocate666: 11:10am On Jul 07, 2014
PastorOluT:

Know what await such attitudes toward ur maker

Everlasting bliss with Satan. It doesn't get better than that.
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Empressgifted(f): 11:39am On Jul 07, 2014
advocate666:

Everlasting bliss with Satan. It doesn't get better than that.
your username, your posts, your signature, all points to one direction- Anti-Christ.
Don't worry, the book of revelations already told us of your coming so it's no news that your kind exists and I hope those of you that are wolves in sheep clothings would also show what they truly are so that we Christians would know that there is truly fire on the mountain for the end is near and would prepare to meet our God through rapture or death for if any of us should miss Heaven the anti-Christ government that would fully start after the rapture of the saints wouldn't be a laughing matter.
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Nobody: 11:45am On Jul 07, 2014
Empressgifted:
your username, your posts, your signature, all points to one direction- Anti-Christ.
Don't worry, the book of revelations already told us of your coming so it's no news that your kind exists and I hope those of you that are wolves in sheep clothings would also show what they truly are so that we Christians would know that there is truly fire on the mountain for the end is near and would prepare to meet our God through rapture or death for if any of us should miss Heaven the anti-Christ government that would fully start after the rapture of the saints wouldn't be a laughing matter.


pulease shove it in a socks
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Nobody: 11:45am On Jul 07, 2014
love the argument






bible too contradictory
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Weah96: 12:59pm On Jul 07, 2014
Empressgifted:
your username, your posts, your signature, all points to one direction- Anti-Christ.
Don't worry, the book of revelations already told us of your coming so it's no news that your kind exists and I hope those of you that are wolves in sheep clothing...

The man calls himself advocate666 and yet he's a wolf in sheep clothing? So how would the real wolf look? Why don't you offer prayers for his soul, after you're done praying for yourself. He needs to feel the love of Jesus Christ from afar.
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jul 07, 2014
Weah96:

The man calls himself advocate666 and yet he's a wolf in sheep clothing? So how would the real wolf look? Why don't you offer prayers for his soul, after you're done praying for yourself. He needs to feel the love of Jesus Christ from afar.
Jesus will be white as always.
The real Antichrist will be black.
You know what they say, "Black as the devil" cheesy
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by Dragonking: 1:22pm On Jul 07, 2014
Apatheist:
Jesus will be white as always.
The real Antichrist will be black.
You know what they say, "Black as the devil" cheesy

According to them, angels and god are all white folks while devil and demons are black men. Their level of mumuism knows no bounds. smiley

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by submit: 4:13pm On Jul 07, 2014
Worst sort of slavery...

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by submit: 4:15pm On Jul 07, 2014
TheBigUrban2:


lol
Abi
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by submit: 4:37pm On Jul 07, 2014
Empressgifted:
your username, your posts, your signature, all points to one direction- Anti-Christ.
Don't worry, the book of revelations already told us of your coming so it's no news that your kind exists and I hope those of you that are wolves in sheep clothings would also show what they truly are so that we Christians would know that there is truly fire on the mountain for the end is near and would prepare to meet our God through rapture or death for if any of us should miss Heaven the anti-Christ government that would fully start after the rapture of the saints wouldn't be a laughing matter.
Sis, there's something you really don't know. All fairytales,including the bible have an ending where the villain is vanquished.
"Atheism is more than just the knowledge that gods do not exist, and that religion is either a mistake or fraud. Atheism is an attitude, a frame of mind that looks at the world objectively,fearlessly,always trying to understand all things as part of nature."
-carl sagan
The christainity you think you are praticising is a water-washed concept quite different from its original scope.(I won't go further,history can never lie). But in all, test truths fearlessly.

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by wordcat(m): 5:20pm On Jul 07, 2014
larrymoore: God can't be mocked!

God is a FOOL!

Waiting for his wrath to crash nairaland again.

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Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by TheBigUrban2: 10:26pm On Jul 07, 2014
wordcat:

God is a FOOL!

Waiting for his wrath to crash nairaland again.

Is that the best he can do? Crash nairaland?
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by wordcat(m): 10:31pm On Jul 07, 2014
TheBigUrban2:

Is that the best he can do? Crash nairaland?

That's what he knows how to do best according to his nairaland followers.
Re: Willy Wonka Tackles God (funniest thread ever!) by TheBigUrban2: 4:35am On Jul 08, 2014
wordcat:

That's what he knows how to do best according to his nairaland followers.

Such a joke of a God....he really needs to be mocked

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