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''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Meestique: 1:14pm On Jul 06, 2014
Alright before y'all start going gaga-gugu, those aint my words bt my friend's. I'm not good at tales so here's just a summary:
She came visiting nd we got chatting while watching a movie(naija movie). The movie was all abt a teenage orphan girl who had to survive on her own, go through the phase of puberty without being educated on it, ended up being molested. Got pregnant nd bla bla bla.. U can guess the rest naa. All of a sudden I heard, ''this is why I've always wished to be a guy''. I wasn't sure I had heard correctly nd so I was like ''hun?''. Well, she repeated the same statement nd gave her reasons making reference to the girl in the movie. Here's my questn, Ever wished u were the opposite sex? Why? What prompted such thoughts? Would u av been a better person had u been the opposite sex?

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Ab025(m): 1:26pm On Jul 06, 2014
i have neva wished i was a gal.......being a man is really remarkable. Lord, i thank u.

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by or3gon: 1:39pm On Jul 06, 2014
Glad & happy say I b wetin I be. Had never & will never wish 2 be d opposite grin grin
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by fuckshit: 1:59pm On Jul 06, 2014
Glad am a guy, would have been FÜCKED up if I was a babe
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by yzziL: 2:26pm On Jul 06, 2014
fuckshit: Glad am a guy, would have been FÜCKED up if I was a babe
And ur moniker wld av bn 'fuckedup'
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by yzziL: 2:44pm On Jul 06, 2014
dnt wish to be a gal.. Can't deal with menses, pregnancy, sagging boobs,etc
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by fuckshit: 3:23pm On Jul 06, 2014
yzziL: And ur moniker wld av bn 'fuckedup'
right on point there, glad it's FÜCKSHI/T
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by RAPMAN02(m): 3:24pm On Jul 06, 2014
BOY'S ROCK grin

Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Meestique: 3:36pm On Jul 06, 2014
RAPMAN02: BOY'S ROCK grin
Yea! In movies...!
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by RAPMAN02(m): 3:45pm On Jul 06, 2014
Meestique: Yea! In movies...!
we talking bou movies ryt? Girls.......lemme just shhhh!
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Meestique: 4:16pm On Jul 06, 2014
RAPMAN02: we talking bou movies ryt? Girls.......lemme just shhhh!
Pls do tongue
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by RAPMAN02(m): 5:32pm On Jul 06, 2014
Meestique: Pls do tongue
never mind grin
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by herald9: 6:12pm On Jul 06, 2014
How can I wish to be the opposite sex when I got a lot of straffin to do



being a gurl is good tho...
I knw wat my neigbours goes through just get a girl laid..

And how much he parts with the next morning...
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Nobody: 8:25am On Jul 07, 2014
I've always wished I was male embarassed

We ladies just have too many risks to bear
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:27am On Jul 07, 2014
Odilafta: I've always wished I was male embarassed

We ladies just have too many risks to bear
grin tongue

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Nobody: 8:29am On Jul 07, 2014
JoeCutie: grin tongue





embarassed embarassed
For real,I want to be male
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:41am On Jul 07, 2014
Odilafta:





embarassed embarassed
For real,I want to be male
Cum I'd help you. wink

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Nobody: 8:44am On Jul 07, 2014
JoeCutie: Cum I'd help you. wink





lipsrsealed
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:46am On Jul 07, 2014
Odilafta:





lipsrsealed
What? -__-

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Nobody: 8:49am On Jul 07, 2014
JoeCutie: What? -__-





Was you is a doctor?
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Meestique: 8:50am On Jul 07, 2014
Odilafta: I've always wished I was male embarassed

We ladies just have too many risks to bear
Hehe..! Quite understandable. I only wish all men become ladies for just a day; they'd appreciate us afterwards.
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:51am On Jul 07, 2014
If I were a girl, I would have long committed suicide; that's all. Don't ask me why. undecided

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:52am On Jul 07, 2014
Meestique: Hehe..! Quite understandable. I only wish all men become ladies for just a day; they'd appreciate us afterwards.
God forbid!!! -_-

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Meestique: 8:54am On Jul 07, 2014
JoeCutie: Cum I'd help you. wink
Why do u guys always use cum in place of come? Which kind shorthand be dat?
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:55am On Jul 07, 2014
Odilafta:





Was you is a doctor?
I amunt a doctor, but me is knowing somethings sha. grin

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Meestique: 8:56am On Jul 07, 2014
JoeCutie: If I were a girl, I would have long committed suicide; that's all. Don't ask me why. undecided
JoeCutie: God forbid!!! -_-
Hehe..! Dnt u want to be treated like a queen?
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:57am On Jul 07, 2014
Meestique: Why do u guys always use cum in place of come? Which kind shorthand be dat?
Lool. This is a problem of the mind. What is cum? grin
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Nobody: 8:58am On Jul 07, 2014
JoeCutie: I amunt a doctor, but me is knowing somethings sha. grin





Baddest guys grin
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 8:59am On Jul 07, 2014
Meestique:
Hehe..! Dnt u want to be treated like a queen?
No dearie, don't worry too much just leave the queen treatment to me & us; we'd keep treating you girls like queens you hear? grin tongue grin
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 9:00am On Jul 07, 2014
Odilafta:





Baddest guys grin
I'm not bad oo, I'm just a realist. grin
Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by Meestique: 9:03am On Jul 07, 2014
JoeCutie: Lool. This is a problem of the mind. What is cum? grin
The meaning I dnt knw; All I can remember was the hard knock I got frm my English teacher when I had used dat word in an essay.

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Re: ''I Wish I Had Been A Guy'' by JoeCutie(m): 9:10am On Jul 07, 2014
Meestique: The meaning I dnt knw; All I can remember was the hard knock I got frm my English teacher when I had used dat word in an essay.
tongue Was the english teacher a male? grin

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