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10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Princeadebayo1(m): 3:06pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
10 signs To Know if you are an ugly Guy. . . . 1) when girls refuse to Hug you, only hand shake- that means your face is too scary 2) when you upload your best pics on facebook and nobody will comment on it after 1 year- that means you need to do plastic surgery on your face. 3) when girls only demand money from you, for recharge card and other goodies and when you try to touch them they will shout on you - that means you are too ugly 4) when you are having an argument with a girl, and all of a sudden she says you are ugly- then you are truly ugly, you don't need a soothsayer to tell you that. 5) when girls always argue with you everytime - then you are ugly. 6) when no girl has ever sent a recharge card to you- then you are ugly more than osho baba 7) when you look at the mirror every 5 minutes - then your nick name is UGLEE 8 ) when your pastor is about to preach and he sees your face and he automatically changed the topic to "God created man in his own image" - then just accept the fact that the devil is finer than you. 9) when your mother says "my son try to put small powder on your face and try to smile small" - then you are truly ugly 10) when you read this post, and you start beefing me for no reason then my man you are more than ugly. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Qsscruz(m): 1:25pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
In ten years you will explain to your kids why you spent the time you should use to build your career in racking your brain for ten signs of an ugly guy. #Don't even think am ugly. You are miles away from the truth. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Princeadebayo1(m): 7:40pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Qsscruz: In ten years you will explain to your kids why you spent the time you should use to build your career in racking your brain for ten signs of an ugly guy. #Don't even think am ugly. You are miles away from the truth.Lol...u are cursing yourself ugly dude..... nd besides it's just a joke not even from me,naa copy nd paste tinz and the number 10 sign has just defined you....ooh yes!!!...read it again |
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Qsscruz(m): 11:53pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
Princeadebayo1: Lol...u are cursing yourself ugly dude.....Lol..I didn't curse you.. Why would i? I made a statement of emphasis.. Ugly dude? I take that as an irony.. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Princeadebayo1(m): 12:32am On Jul 13, 2014 |
Qsscruz:hmm...whatever sha.... just know dat tin up dere was not by me,most of d signs are even not close to being correct,dats y I put it under d jokes section... |
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by ijikoeche: 7:53am On Jul 13, 2014 |
Rili funy man 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Deckynyansha(f): 8:35pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
LWKD...I love this |
Re: 10 Signs You Are An Ugly Guy by Nobody: 3:50pm On May 31, 2019 |
I think I'm crying. It's that classic. |
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