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#1. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..

#2. If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that..was the origin of "buy one get one free"

#3. everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P"Peticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high B.P

#4. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

#5. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

#6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment

#7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

#8. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and click on likes/comment

true but naughty

Hahaha. Funny but true.

Lol!

Dygeasy: Lol!

what is funny?

ShirelleBaby: what is funny?

What I just read is.

Dygeasy: What I just read is.

mtchewwwwwwwwwww,it is not funny

please, sauce my stew

ShirelleBaby: mtchewwwwwwwwwww,it is not funny

Ok.

...no 4 got me rolling on d floor....tanks op for sharing dis funny but true write-up...

Lol .

Nice Write-up.

I heard/read this since 1820

Dygeasy: Ok.

whatz ok?

Awwwwwwww......... Disvirgination of my eyes and ears

ShirelleBaby: whatz ok?

You said what I laughed at isn't funny.

Or did you just want my attention?

Dygeasy: You said what I laughed at isn't funny.

Or did you just want my attention?

ow strong is ur attention?

ShirelleBaby: ow strong is ur attention?

lol!



Strong enough to keep coming back to give it to you.

Ceasar1: If that's true, then you must surely be dead by now. Which means it's your ghost typing. Wow! Julius is right! There sure is Network in HELL!

#*** Mode ACTIVATED.

m forever young

Ceasar1: If that's true, then you must surely be dead by now. Which means it's your ghost typing. Wow! Julius is right! There sure is Network in HELL!

#*** Mode ACTIVATED.

u must be kidding

LMAO! enjoyed reading this, quite hilarious but very insightful as well

shizzleStar: LMAO! enjoyed reading this, quite hilarious but very insightful as well

Na so ooo

sammieguze: Awwwwwwww......... Disvirgination of my eyes and ears

Disvirgin ke!!!