A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're going to get a free haircut!'"

nice one, anoda coded form of 419

funny I like it

i tink i know who d fada was and can point out d son

gabry, na your idea the man used

@SAM MILLA
Na wetin u dey talk about?

ask him again, cos he dey luk 4 Gabry trouble
abi e no wear glasses

@SAM MILLA
Go and wear glasses men!

lmao

verry funnry
krudoes sammie

hopes u loving my engilishi

@clemcykul
Your speakings of English is not good.
I can spoke a better English pass you.

disease:

@clemcykul
Your speakings of English is not good.
I can spoke a better English pass you.

where did dis virus originate from?

when did we welcome him to the clan?

nice one milla,

i guess the boy was INFO

Ok. Next?

nice joke

We hear. Ok next plz? Gab? Come and barb ur hair na abi u won make we 1st fry egg 4u ni?

U wan try am wit mad man?

hmm. ituen will hear this one way or the other.

sam u r takin ova d role of Gabry

ok, sorry house, ituen will not hear this.

*dials iteun's number*

aproko

@joke

I like the guy's concept

sure its ur style

shey u tot me to be using dat style wen the other one fails.

yes but if police catch u baba blue no fit save u o

nothing spoil i go call u, my master

call am na

u go see as mama go deny hin own pikin