~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position
while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because
the ball was turned into Lion. ~ If your
wealth
starts reducing it's
your village people that are doing
you.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday
afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is
original.
~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via
s*x.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go
sabi do.
~ Every season in cube is maggi. ~ U
must
finish the rice before u
touch the meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor
ones na
'Aboki'...shuo!
~ You smoke, you b armed robber!
~ If you find money on the floor,
pee on it before pickin it up, else
you turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart. ~
Once you
travel over seas you
must be very rich (as if dem dey
share money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for
leg...lol
~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a
boy, has
slept with him.
~ You must buy bread when
traveling.
~ When you lose a tooth, throw it
on the roof of the house and run
round the house 7 times ~ Every noodle
is called
indomie.
~ If any girl too fine...na
Ogbanje..and all the worwor
people na witch
~ Anything wey bite you for night
na mosquito

Every tootpaste na close up, insecticide na sheltox, anything wey bite u for night na winch,Every commodity ouside Africa and CHINA na original.....

every condom na gold circle

evry hausa man na moslem


every opposition party na APC

every politician dey corrupt

every noodle na indomie.
every teabag na lipton