A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there
is a different hell for each country and decides
He'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they
do here?" He is told "first they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound of that at all so
he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that
they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that
there is a long queue of people waiting to get
in, Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first they put you in an electric
chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in
& whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells,
why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and
said,
"Because there is never any electricity so the
electric chair doesn't work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by
the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep
on.
And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant,
so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back
home for other business!!"
, IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN.

lmao thats hilarious

loved it