1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely watch porn in your closet ... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it... You are a Muslim!!

Lmao!
Prepare for a Fatwa.

Apatheist: Lmao!
Prepare for a Fatwa.

abi e-jihad

wiringdpt: 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely watch porn in your closet ... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it... You are a Muslim!!

Please, don't make fun of someone's belief. i'm not a Muslim though but i know is very wrong to mock other people's faith *just saying my mind sha*

What criteria justifies u as a rational human Being. This is pure name calling, if a muslim attacks u by this, u will be quick to call such action a terrorist action. Don't u know that pen is can be mightier than a sword? Grow up!

ammyluv2002: Please, don't make fun of someone's belief. i'm not a Muslim though but i know is very wrong to mock other people's faith *just saying my mind sha*

I'm avoiding the temptation of calling u a f00L.
Ha! I wish I won't say u're stu.pid for ur comment

[color=#000099][/color] fellow, you at the detriment of your foolishness. Are are but a pseudo crusaders preferable to be called a pegan.

DikSin:

I'm avoiding the temptation of calling u a f00L.
Ha! I wish I won't say u're stu.pid for ur comment

pls go ahead! It doesn't actually change any damn thing about me, it won't even remove a single hair from my body and does it change my post? NO!

I keep wondering how people think insults gets to everybody? My dear, is not my fault that you weren't taught how to relate with people ouside. If nairaland could have such words as no go area then I wonder why you weren't taught at home. Well, I understand but is never too late to learn for yourself.

ammyluv2002: pls go ahead! It doesn't actually change any damn thing about me, it won't even remove a single hair from my body and does it change my post? NO!

I keep wondering how people think insults gets to everybody? My dear, is not my fault that you weren't taught how to relate with people ouside. If nairaland could have such words as no go area then I wonder why you weren't taught at home. Well, I understand but is never too late to learn for yourself.

Emi o'gboyinbo that much o!
Fake old & good for nothin olosho Zone 4
Insult don't get to me kor, pepper don't get tru me ni! Mtchwee... Ode buruku..
D last time I visit ur "site" na error 404 I see... Dirt thing like u, I won't even. Shagg ur pussy with a milllion pounds bounty on it

I find it very offensive and totally untrue.