If u were one of the lucky few who owned a video cassette player and a coloured television u don become celebrity b dat. U're guaranteed a spot on any of the teams so dat bois can always com to watch tv/films. Those u like sit on the floor inside the house, others peep from the window. Na those days play b fun... Chaiiii but all of una here don old ooooo

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

Na where u go know those guys whey dae claim say na girls dem be

The last set of the day happened to be comedy/testimonial match. We dribble, we run, we laf, Lolz time flies

During monkey post games...whoever rakes the ball the highest starts the game 1st and so ON

2 goalie keeper I be a 1 and another kid be a 2......

dorothy111:
During advanced tournaments, the goalkeeper can pick a back pass only after he gives it a touch.

yea... this is my best here

Neduzze5:
O.C...


If the ball pass in between your leg in an O.C game, the players shout O.C!

And start pursuing you to beat you on your back. If you don't touch a wall in time, na better gbege be that for you ooh!!

We call this one "KOLO BALL".
There is guy with bow legs, the ball dey always pass through the guy leg o.

This thread got my ribs cracking....serious #throwback...nice 1 guys

"Torros" when the ball passes between the legs

Thoz dayz, there were football pitches in almost all the houses in the neighbourhood, but nowadays landlords eyes dey shook....dem don build house everywhere!

Na true ooo, wen we wil use bamboo tree as post

wat abt kolo beating

don't forget OVER STONE and playing penalty with your back heel while backing the post.
Also remember;two captain(I one: I two) and looking out for who will choose the ball valve first, then selection of players will begin amist chorus of "choose me,choose me".

Those days,there was nothing like foul throw,football was fun,remember Goal to goal,centerly,court 4,boys vs girls football match,monkey post.

zicoy6k:
u forgot to add 'pass 1 and pass 2' and 'allowance'. Allowance must be given by d opponents durin openin pass or passing after a goal has bin scored. an opponent must not touch d ball be4 pass 1 and pass 2 are complete and pass two must be to who made pass 1.

my man u sabi

holamiday:
Hardly will a lady know details about 4 post. You are a man.

lmao this is hilarious!!! I am a man because I know 4 post?. U should see me laughing here...

ladyF:


lmao this is hilarious!!! I am a man because I know 4 post?. U should see me laughing here...

Yes na. You know it into detail. Explain why

stano2:

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.


10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

This were the most frequent, cant stop laughing

holamiday:
Yes na. You know it into detail. Explain why

I'm the only female in my house, guess that explains it. Spent holidays with cousins when we travel, female children were scarce in d family at that time so it was boys games most times.

If the game is about to start and you never do pass 1 pass 2, the opponent can't tackle.

Agimor:
How about two corner make one goal.

we still play it here most especially when the players waiting are. much. I like this game die

stano2:
1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

15. Also when you score home team,the match would not end untill they equallized.
16. And if your score your elders in a match,stroke of cains await you

When u injure, dare go tell ur mama and papa...

Winna01:
i love that game till today

broke my front teeth playing one touch, it never stopped me from pplaying.one touch with monkey post! best combo ever

ladyF:


I'm the only female in my house, guess that explains it. Spent holidays with cousins when we travel, female children were scarce in d family at that time so it was boys games most times.

Awww. I'm sure you have abs.

Fellele and Health

One side will remove their shirt because of lack of jersy

First of all,op,God bless you and the mod that brought this to fp...i've been following this thread and read through all the pages,these are some things that are missing....in "monkey post",when they want to take a penalty,the taker would count six walking steps in this manner..."1 for goalie,1 for backman,1,2,3,4,5,6"....and also when you injure yourself or dislocate a joint,you'll hop to the house but when you see your parents,you automatically become "hale and hearthy" and then feign you dislocated or injured yourself in the house...lol,good old days,indomie generation missed alot!

Hahahahahah! Hilarious! I Can Relation With These, mostly 8, 9, and 10!


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stano2:
1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

1.Free pass. 2. The tallest kid consider the eldest person and will not allow to play

scarr:

broke my front teeth playing one touch, it never stopped me from pplaying.one touch with monkey post! best combo ever

ya awesome hahaha

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

bet na female be ur gender na? abi this pikin don put my fone inside water again?