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| Sand : Again?! by biodun001: 9:56pm On Jul 18, 2006 |
PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT THAT GREAT A 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100." Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven. She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?". God said: "I didn't recognize you". |
| Re: Sand : Again?! by Mystique(f): 6:52pm On Jul 21, 2006 |
@ Topic: Wats d topic got to do wit d joke?  |
| Re: Sand : Again?! by dukforever(m): 12:20pm On Jul 22, 2006 |
mystique just enjoy the joke and stop castigating.The joke is a cool one Jare!! |
| Re: Sand : Again?! by Mystique(f): 8:01am On Jul 24, 2006 |
Okay sir  |
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