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Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by kstyle2(m): 6:20am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Cos d wife will wnt 2 do evrytyn 2 justify why d husband picked her ahead of other chicks-good food, good sex i guess |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by IdomaLikita: 6:25am On Jul 20, 2014 |
greggng: A woman secrets a fluid from her vagina .when this fluid comes in contact with the mans pennis the man starts adding weight . Please understand that you can only add weight if you married that woman legitmately. That's why must pepple fornicating don't add weight . That fluid recognises their ilicit act and punishes them with all types of diseases. Another reason men add weight when married is that the wife prepares home made food not junk food he is use to. For all the young boys and girls pls stop fornicating so that u can add weight. The Doctor Has Spoken greggng: A woman secrets a fluid from her vagina .when this fluid comes in contact with the mans pennis the man starts adding weight . Please understand that you can only add weight if you married that woman legitmately. That's why must pepple fornicating don't add weight . That fluid recognises their ilicit act and punishes them with all types of diseases. Another reason men add weight when married is that the wife prepares home made food not junk food he is use to. For all the young boys and girls pls stop fornicating so that u can add weight. The Doctor Has Spoken |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Nobody: 6:39am On Jul 20, 2014 |
It's only in Nigeria (and perhaps Africa, by extension) that 'adding weight' is often seen as a positive development, such that can be attributed to "peace of mind", good food, and fulfillment! You will see one shapeless mama bomboy walking along the road, and when you remark, "Ah ah, Mama Bomboy, you don dey fat oh". Her instinctive response would be, "na God oh". Lol! Tell the average oyinbo person that they have added weight, and you risk driving them to suicide. Anyways, I think married men in this part of the world add weight because they are 'forced' to eat greater quantities of food than they need by their wives. African men tend to over-prioritise culinary skills in potential wives, so when they get married, their hidden gluttony becomes fully acrivated in the attempt to enjoy their wives' so-called cooking abilities. Besides, we all know that most Nigerian women would not believe that their husband truly loves them unless he consumes everything in the big plate (and asks for more) everytime food is served. Married ladies, oya confess to this! No be small wahala. 3 Likes |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by englishmart(m): 6:57am On Jul 20, 2014 |
smurfy: I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.it is the women that gain weight during marriage. During the weeding, the ladies are said to be the happiest of everybody around. The man is busy thinking about how much he's spent on the weeding (traditional and white) Also the joy of getting married is the main reason women add some weight when they are married. 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Nobody: 7:02am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Irony |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Nobody: 7:04am On Jul 20, 2014 |
BananaBender: ...........because he stops being active must u use foul lang |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by dBard: 7:21am On Jul 20, 2014 |
It's a conspiracy jare , to reduce the man's overall Sexiness rating, hence making him less attractive t the ladies out there....f Her Peace Of Mind. Why else would someone who use to encourage u t eat healthy prior to, suddenly start loading u wit carbs day n night without blinking Bros..fight d conspiracy..keep d sexiness growing. 2 Likes |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Nobody: 7:24am On Jul 20, 2014 |
xp17: It's some kinda tactics women implement to make their husbands look less attractive to other ladies. Ugh, seriously? That illustration alone is affecting me profoundly. Not happening 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Joel3(m): 7:30am On Jul 20, 2014 |
i nor sure say na the marraige cause am. Na the timing. Also aging matter. |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by omega2128(m): 7:33am On Jul 20, 2014 |
man that used to service 3 - 6 ladies before marriage now has to do with one, even he would get 5-6 days off every month due to madam monthly servicing. How is he going to burn excess digested food in his system. Africa women intentionally feed men with large quantity of fatty foods to show that their husbands are well fed. 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by passionate88: 7:34am On Jul 20, 2014 |
bigtt76: Simple ...rest of mind! No longer need to worry about his babe shanking anoda guy (even though she doesn't) btw ....na food be dat wey guys de eat out? Poor quality and unhygienic compared to the one cooked with all the love in this world by a wifecooked by a good wife, not just a wife... Some wife's no be am at all... |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by disloman(m): 7:35am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Story story ooooo.story story oooo.story. |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by dammytosh: 7:49am On Jul 20, 2014 |
I feel most men eat very late at night all in the name of Madam not thinking they have eaten else where and note that Most madam will serve you more than you can eat as sign of respect. Imagine 3 pieces of beef and 2 pieces of fish in a vegetable with aecetera already. 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by omozoba1(f): 7:57am On Jul 20, 2014 |
See as dem boku weh deyh view dx topic, una no go go church? |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by wintergold(m): 7:57am On Jul 20, 2014 |
egopersonified: 1. He feels fulfilled(rest of mind) , that a part of his life is secured.omooo, see ehh, all dese n more I do for myself, even as I still dey single, so I no go dey grateful to any woman wey I marry say na she make me add...abi dem dey inject special anointing for our body? egopersonified: 1. He feels fulfilled(rest of mind) , that a part of his life is secured.omooo, see ehh, all dese n more I do for myself, even as I still dey single, so I no go dey grateful to any woman wey I marry say na she make me add...abi dem dey inject special anointing for our body? |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by omozoba1(f): 8:01am On Jul 20, 2014 |
thor=BananaBender]...........because he stops being active He now has a slave that acts as his chef, his janitor, his laundryman, his secretary, his prostitute. [/quote] uar vry raw o, which training u get self from home? Na so ur mama be for ur papa, which school u go abeg |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by wintergold(m): 8:09am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Dosoq: Good food + rest of mind+ filling fulfilled + Freedom 2 av SEX wheneva Konjii catch am.chei! LWKMD |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by gogodaye(m): 8:17am On Jul 20, 2014 |
The overt sign of the price most men pay for being 'enchained' by their spouses with in~house woman palava........................ The married men get fed & are constrained to eat alot of 'non~sense' of the several varieties of this special delicacy made up of condiments such as spousal self centredness issues, husband cntrol issues, trust issues, jealousy issues, I don't want to see your mother in the house issues, in~laws issues, only my people issues, money issues, competition issues, etc. 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Nobody: 8:24am On Jul 20, 2014 |
omozoba1: thor=BananaBender]...........because he stops being active Who is this !mbecilic r*etard with the IQ of a mannequin with a brain tumor Can you imagine the mor0n asking me na so my mama be?? The smartest thing ever to come out of your mama's mouth was your papa's d1ck. We are talking about women here not b1tches. Your entire family cannot even dream of the schools I went to, shut your poverty stricken a*ss up before I instruct your mother to come out of her cage and bite you. |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Lachynos2k2(m): 8:30am On Jul 20, 2014 |
EfemenaXY:spot.on. 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by georgesylva(m): 8:35am On Jul 20, 2014 |
smurfy: I've noticed that no matter how thin a man is, he almost always add weight the moment he gets married. I know that women add weight because of pregnancy, but what is responsible for weight gain in men? Good food? I find that a little difficult to believe.They get 2 eat always. |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by lonelydora: 8:41am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Because they now enjoy better food at home and not all the Indomie and mama put food. |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by bigtt76(f): 8:41am On Jul 20, 2014 |
no bi lie my broda passionate88: cooked by a good wife, not just a wife... Some wife's no be am at all... |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by unmask: 8:48am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Most of you just use any opportunity to justify marriage.......marriage can never be better than being single. most get married just to fulfilk an unwritten law, but in the end they get to a "making it work" phase.....my advice shun marriage and live your life to the fullest......even Jesus didn't get married..... 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Nobody: 9:16am On Jul 20, 2014 |
If a man gains weights ----> he is being taken care of If a woman gains weight ---> she is not taking care of herself 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by elampiro(m): 10:16am On Jul 20, 2014 |
When many (Nigeria) men marry, they stop playing football, trekking and jovial. They think it is irresponsible to play football with youths or teenagers. Class comes in, and they only move around in cars. Only attending activities that keep them seated for hours, like weddings, burials, clan meetings, birthdays, etc That's the primary problem. The rest are secondary. 4 Likes |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Nobody: 10:27am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Home made food is wonderful. |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by sleekman(m): 10:49am On Jul 20, 2014 |
egopersonified:LMAO |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Newmanluckyman(m): 11:00am On Jul 20, 2014 |
olatwo:..this weight increase ur talking about is it applicable to men that are nt enjoying or happy with their marriage? |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by acada111(f): 11:10am On Jul 20, 2014 |
smurfy: Bros, abeg how much you go pay me make I teach you how to nack correct pidgin? . This your own de almost make me cry 1 Like |
Re: Why Do Men Put On Weight After Marriage? by Fulaman198(m): 11:47am On Jul 20, 2014 |
Laziness and the comfort knowing that their wives love them. So they don't even bother working out after they marry. |
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