dedons: What of this chairman...

NICE TATOO.LOL!!!

There'll always be a way where there's no way.

iamjane:

What space are u booking by 2am Anty Jane

moderatorr:
1. morning b4 exam - students go to pencil answers on the walls jn the class room.
2. Drop your note at d bathroom, take permission to ease yourself in the middle of the exam.
3. snap your all your note, put a 3 seconds lock on your phone, dim the phone light and do not put on spectacles (it will reflect). Make sure to remove sound when powering off phone. You need to codedly power off d phone when d invigilator spots you.
Then apologise for coming to exam hall with it at all.
4. Sketch diagrams on the ceiling.
5. Carefully loosen out the middle paper in your answer script , fold it into your pocket and go with it. Answer some questions for next exam there, get into the hall during next exam, answer a few questions leave empty spaces, the carefully attach it to d middle of the answer script, copy and complete. Detach and ball out.
6. save all the formulae in your calculator and use them like a boss in the hall.
7. God forgive me.

SEE TERROR!!!

If you see anyone with that '4-figure table', he/she is probably cheating.

And those girls with hijab too, smh... #nuffsaid

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@op na wetin be your own?dem send you?walahi if I get COV for any of my papers or dem catch me during exam,your own don finish be dat o

wow

bored AF...76786660 add me

Students! Smarter than their invigilators since 1666

Hilarious comments••dont tink dy will work in nigeria though

Maybe in other countries.no be here we dey when americans with all their gadget no fit no know where almost 276 girls dey.just dat for naija students we love......

tbagjames: Check their bra and panties too.....these method will not work in Naija.....we too get sense

u 2 bad lolz

LeoFish92: during my university days I did my expo with swag.... would record all the essential points in my phone's voice recorder, then in the hall, I'd plug my Nokia earphone, pass it underneath my shirt put only one earpiece on, all I'd have to do is play, pause or select previous and next with the control button.....even those seating next to me didn't have any idea why I always finish 30minutes before time, the lecturers barely saw the earphone cos I'd raise the collar of my shirt to conceal it but even if they do see it, they won't suspect any foul play..... it's the coolest cheating method I invented for myself, don't know if others elsewhere use it sha

ur mst teach ur son on hw 2 cheat lolz

[color=#990000][/color].What do you actually expect in Nigeria educational system that look deteriorated nowadays. hmmm cheaters catching cheaters

Let them also device a better means of teaching

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lol are u scared of the evil?

fr3do: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1562732_baeb03f8e_jpeg0f8a0d6cbb3c60a43d23ba560bf90fb9

this is evil

dedons: What of this chairman...

This method is outdated. New methods keep getting out everyday! Who wan suffer sleepless nights to read now when job no dey and everything na man know man? Abegi!

lol dis one nko.

I once met a dude when I was writing GCE. He was always wearing a face cap even if his attire were to be traditional. Unknowing to us, he kept his expo there. He was never caught for once.

MeGaStReEt:

Pls tell me this is photoshop. . . . WTF!

it's real

evea:





guy,dis 1 na ghost rider or na weytin?

na naija we dey. Nothing cant happen

Guykhena: Niggas invent new methods everyday,like the dude in the pic below....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1562732_baeb03f8e_jpeg0f8a0d6cbb3c60a43d23ba560bf90fb9

.....and this pix just quench my thirst.




Africans no dey carry last.

robinicule: meeehhn i rep dis guy

Are you still in it, or you are planning to change? Please change for the kingdom of God is at hand.

Nothing so smart or out of the ordinary in nigerian students cheating. It simply takes the WILL of the invigilator. Most are corrupt and more interested in victimization and bribery. Some are just lazy and clueless.