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My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by Targatarga(f): 4:19am On Jul 22, 2014 |
IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT, My 7points agenda 1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail. 2. No man is entitled to more than one wife. 3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival... 4. No work on Mondays 5. You must not have more than 2kids.. 6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife,you will be jailed until you change. 7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2months. 8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt,and it's once per month. Will u vote for me |
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by AFOHYBEE(m): 5:15am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Targatarga: IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT, U need to see a doctor and its a pity they are on strike hope u won't paralize until the strike is off,instead of pple 2 vote u nah stone dem go stone u. |
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by spyg1(m): 6:24am On Jul 22, 2014 |
I pray that, MTN n Glo shld stop dashing out 10 free MB. So that We will not see rubbish here again |
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by Dharhe(m): 10:00am On Jul 22, 2014 |
spyg1: I pray that, MTN n Glo shld stop dashing out 10 free MB. So that We will not see rubbish here againabeg add etisalat join |
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by NaInna(m): 11:05am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Very soon u will become the president; ur felow madmen go vote for u without any doubt. |
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by morhsuud22(m): 3:48pm On Jul 22, 2014 |
Common 1,2,3 you no know.....#fool@40 |
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by NaLaugh: 1:28am On Jul 23, 2014 |
[size=16pt]TARGATARGA FOR PRESIDENT/RESIDENT DICTATOR 2015 - INDEFINITE [/size] The name already sounds like an African dictator and fits right in. Gaddafi Mobutu Sese Seko Abacha TargaTarga |
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