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My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by Targatarga(f): 4:19am On Jul 22, 2014
IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT,
My 7points agenda
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks each others heart will spend 20years
in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one
wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to
Iran or Iraq for survival...
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to your wife,you will be jailed
until you change.
7. Every cheating man or woman must be
kept in a zoo for 2months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from
your local Govt,and it's once per month.
Will u vote for me
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by AFOHYBEE(m): 5:15am On Jul 22, 2014
Targatarga: IF I BECOME NAIJA PRESIDENT,
My 7points agenda
1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl
who breaks each others heart will spend 20years
in jail.
2. No man is entitled to more than one
wife.
3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl
without figure 8 will have to relocate to
Iran or Iraq for survival...
4. No work on Mondays
5. You must not have more than 2kids..
6. If U are married and ain't paying
attention to your wife,you will be jailed
until you change
7. Every cheating man or woman must be
kept in a zoo for 2months.
8. No sex until U seek permission from
your local Govt,and it's once per month.
Will u vote for me

U need to see a doctor and its a pity they are on strike hope u won't paralize until the strike is off,instead of pple 2 vote u nah stone dem go stone u.
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by spyg1(m): 6:24am On Jul 22, 2014
I pray that, MTN n Glo shld stop dashing out 10 free MB. So that We will not see rubbish here again
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by Dharhe(m): 10:00am On Jul 22, 2014
spyg1: I pray that, MTN n Glo shld stop dashing out 10 free MB. So that We will not see rubbish here again
abeg add etisalat join
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by NaInna(m): 11:05am On Jul 22, 2014
Very soon u will become the president; ur felow madmen go vote for u without any doubt.
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by morhsuud22(m): 3:48pm On Jul 22, 2014
Common 1,2,3 you no know.....#fool@40
Re: My 7 Points Agenda If I Become President... by NaLaugh: 1:28am On Jul 23, 2014
[size=16pt]TARGATARGA FOR PRESIDENT/RESIDENT DICTATOR 2015 - INDEFINITE [/size]

cheesy

The name already sounds like an African dictator and fits right in.

Gaddafi
Mobutu Sese Seko
Abacha
TargaTarga

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