Once again, it is election season in Nigeria, and one of the constants has remained constant; Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, erstwhile Vice President of Nigeria, running for President.

Despite his successive failures to land the Number 1 job in the Nation in previous elections, Alhaji Atiku appears to have the Blueprint this time around to go all the way to Aso Rock.

In a Sit Down with our FNN interview team, he give us an insight into his master plan he intends to utilize to land the plum job come 2015.

FNN: Hello and Good Morning to you Sir

ATIKU: Good Morning My Good Man. Good Morning Nigeria.

FNN: So straight to business sir, will you be vying for the presidency come 2015?

ATIKU: Ah MY Brother, as much as I would love not to, my people have put me under pressure………..they have given me their mandate, and you know how I love my people……..I can’t say no to my people……

FNN: Who exactly are these people Sir? Your Constituents, family members or Political Followers?

ATIKU: My Brother, People are People.

FNN: How would you explain your failure to clinch the presidency in previous occasions? And what do you plan on doing differently this time around?

ATIKU: Well, I can assure you, my past failure can be pinned to one man and one man alone. His name starts with Oba. If you decide to add Sanjo, na u sabi

FNN: Are you saying Chief Olusegun Obasanjo frustrated your presidential ambitions?

ATIKU: I said no such thing. You are jumping to conclusions

FNN: Wow…

ATIKU: As I was saying, this time however, I have a new strategy, a 10 Point Agenda to capture

the presidency

FNN: Can you fill us in on on this?

ATIKU: Yes, is basically simple...click below to see the 10 point agenda


1. Get a simpleton from the South South who had no shoes growing up to be my

2. I won’t mind converting to Christianity pre-election to ensure a Christian-Christian

3. Start a #BringBack campaign covertly for all my opponents to give them bad press

4. Send more kidnap victims to my University

5. Pay a courtesy visit to TB Joshua

6. Get into an alliance with Gen Buhari (and maybe convince him to convert to

7. Send 150 Trailers of Rice to Ekiti State for their electorate

8. Promise the Stoner Youth of Nigeria that if b=voted I will legalise Marijuana (for

9. Promise 1000 Likes each to every Insagram Honey who votes for me and 1000 RTs running mate ticket Christianity too)

10. And this is the clincher………The Promise of Free Internet for everyone during my medical purposes of course) + 500 Favs for every Twitter User who votes for me and twitpics evidence (Power of Social Media, my good man) tenure (So better vote me for a 2nd

FNN: Wow……….are you sure this will work?

ATIKU: Well………DO you think it won’t?

FNN: Uhmm……..

ATIKU: That’s all I need to hear. Your Uhmm is good enough. Indecision is the new Yes. Vote ATIKU 2015!

FNN: Thank you for your time sir.

ATIKU: My Pleasure

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1. Get a simpleton from the South South who had no shoes growing up to be my

2. I won’t mind converting to Christianity pre-election to ensure a Christian-Christian

3. Start a #BringBack campaign covertly for all my opponents to give them bad press

4. Send more kidnap victims to my University

5. Pay a courtesy visit to TB Joshua

6. Get into an alliance with Gen Buhari (and maybe convince him to convert to

7. Send 150 Trailers of Rice to Ekiti State for their electorate

8. Promise the Stoner Youth of Nigeria that if b=voted I will legalise Marijuana (for

9. Promise 1000 Likes each to every Insagram Honey who votes for me and 1000 RTs running mate ticket Christianity too)

10. And this is the clincher………The Promise of Free Internet for everyone during my medical purposes of course) + 500 Favs for every Twitter User who votes for me and twitpics evidence (Power of Social Media, my good man) tenure (So better vote me for a 2nd

FNN: Wow……….are you sure this will work?

ATIKU: Well………DO you think it won’t?

FNN: Uhmm……..

ATIKU: That’s all I need to hear. Your Uhmm is good enough. Indecision is the new Yes. Vote ATIKU 2015!

FNN: Thank you for your time sir.

ATIKU: My Pleasure
I think the above poster made the story up.

better luck next time

In Igbo's Voice


Ewu!!!

Omo, see desperation, this is utterly out of transparency and goodwill.

This a joke righ?

Oh! FNN, Fake Naija News.

Yawns!
The joke's dry!
It's not sweet!

Ok.

Smh 4 dis country

This is the characteristic of a desperate politicians?

Mogidi:
I think the above poster made the story up.

You think? LoL

Na wa o

Mogidi: I think the above poster made the story up.

[size=28pt]FNN = FAKE NEWS NIGERIA[/size]

This is just a joke, don't take it serious, just laugh it out

Mtcheww and so what

No northerner
I repeat No Northerner will smell the Aso rock until 2050.
Atiku go and enjoy your Loot and rest your bones because you are old already.
Allow the affairs of this country to be run by young and energetic men.
Period.

we do not want any BH insider in the church

@op wen he's not elected, he goes back to being muslim

Alright sir. ;DAlright sir.

Jonathan internet warlords at work

candidbabe: No northerner
I repeat No Northerner will smell the Aso rock until 2050.
Atiku go and enjoy your Loot and rest your bones because you are old already.
Allow the affairs of this country to be run by young and energetic men.
Period.

candidbabe, me think say na only one vote you get.
no b so?

candidbabe: No northerner
I repeat No Northerner will smell the Aso rock until 2050.
Atiku go and enjoy your Loot and rest your bones because you are old already.
Allow the affairs of this country to be run by young and energetic men.
Period.

Bro.. the story is made up na.. no need to take it serious

candidbabe: No northerner
I repeat No Northerner will smell the Aso rock until 2050.
Atiku go and enjoy your Loot and rest your bones because you are old already.
Allow the affairs of this country to be run by young and energetic men.
Period.

like

op i have one word for u...setinpin

highdontbleavethese

Lol...this is not funny nah

Is he alright at all?

.

Dygeasy: This a joke righ?

Oh! FNN, Fake Naija News.

heheh u said my mind. That how they said di maria was arrested...

Some people here have no sense of humor

candidbabe: No northerner
I repeat No Northerner will smell the Aso rock until 2050.
Atiku go and enjoy your Loot and rest your bones because you are old already.
Allow the affairs of this country to be run by young and energetic men.
Period.

like GEJ?

Even if u transform to Angel!!!"


ur time don pass....

Bold work you have here.