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The Most Hilarious Bobo Joke Ever!!! Don't Eat Hot Things While Reading!!! by decatalyst(m): 9:04am On Jul 22, 2014
During Bobos’ wedding reception, he was
called upon to give his vote of thanks to his
guests, and proceeded as follows:


1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty
for creating my wife and to also thank the
pastor and his wife for lending us their
wedding rings.


2.Special appreciation to my landlord who
lent us his car.


3. I am most grateful to my boss for
approving the loan I used for the wedding.


4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for
the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.


5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for
lending us your wedding gown.


6. I’m so grateful to the cake designer for the
cake. I promised to return it tomorrow
morning as agreed without cutting or part of
it.


7. Special thanks to my friends who brought
food from their homes to help me feed you all.
Please for those who were served food good
luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well
we will make it up to you during our child
dedication (hopefully next year).


8.Very big thanks to my parents for bringing
the village cultural band to supply the music
as well as entertain us all here, today.


9.Not forgetting the church marriage
committee, thank you for persuading my wife
to marry me.


10. Appreciation to the married men in the
church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot
for teaching my wife how to dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping
and decorating this venue with palm fronds.


13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends
for helping with the Zobo drink


14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for
contributing money for the cameraman


15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray
you don’t experience what I suffered for this
wedding. Thank you all.

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