"I can't withdraw money from my bank".That was the dilemma of the Icelandic people the other week. They couldn't withdraw money from the bank. Is Nigeria immune to the world economic crisis?.
You wake up one morning, take your ATM card to the nearest cash point, slot in your card and the message you get is, "SORRY, ALL WITHDRAWALS HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED TILL FURTHER NOTICE".
Hope we won't get to that level.

Well now, the traditional ATM machine for quite a few Nigerians consists of a human skull from whose jaws cash is dispensed on demand, so even if the global credit crunch hits Nigeria, many Jujuologists will simply UPGRADE their ATM machines by acquiring fresh heads that will enable them to get a head start on others who are less able to make headway in the face of the new economic realities that have left so many shaking their heads in disbelief at the way things came to a head with no heads-up warnings at all.