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Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by DanielJones: 8:02pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALE? 1. Female dogs become so wicked when they give birth. 2. Female fowls chase people when they hatch. 3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter how hungry they are, but female lions do tear people apart. 4. Female human beings spend average 28years of their lives asking for recharge cards from guys or men....hmmmm abeg.ooo 5. And the most annoying one is that it is the female mosquitoes that cause MALARIA. No woman, no trouble! Know woman, know trouble. #WhatIfThereWasNoEve? |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by LogansShadow: 8:14pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
You forgot this: God created Man,he rested.He create Woman,nobody rest again 4 Likes |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by DanielJones: 8:17pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Hmmm! |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Dumb women should learn to close their legs or ask to use a condom. Double the condom, tie a rubber band around it. Getting pregnant is a no no because this is the kind of offspring they produce. we need less dumb people in Nigeria. Same applies to dumb men too. 8 Likes |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by matsilver: 8:57pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Ok |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by egopersonified(f): 9:11pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
What if there was no DanielJones? Nairaland would be a better place. 1 Like |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by coogar: 9:29pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
DanielJones: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALE? |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
DanielJones: Now this cracked me up. |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by ifex370(m): 9:35pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Chillisauce: Dumb women should learn to close their legs or ask to use a condom. Double the condom, tie a rubber band around it. WICKED 2 Likes |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by beeevan: 10:02pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Borrow some brain . |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Lmao furious people every where. All over nairaland.com |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
Seems this person who created this thread has huge relationship problems with females. |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
Chillisauce: Dumb women should learn to close their legs or ask to use a condom. Double the condom, tie a rubber band around it.hmmm, na wa o... u just take style call the guy mama dumb woman Why visit the sin of the young man on his mom? |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by Godmystrength: 6:05pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
DanielJones: WHY IS IT ALWAYS FEMALE? Then there won't have been you. Or maybe Adam would have been breeding with the animals and you know what that means........ |
Re: Why Is It Always Female? (every Man Must Read This) by MARKone(m): 7:07pm On Jul 24, 2014 |
DanielJones: Maybe we will still be in the Garden of Eden all butt n@ked, henjoying ourselves ...you see what happens when a woman feeds a man |
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