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Rooster Trouble by ituen(m): 4:25am On Oct 14, 2008
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barn yard.

Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster. I've got to do something about this.

He walks up to the new bird and says,"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping lock yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finish's first gets to have all the hens for himself."

Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster."And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start
of half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster.

So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead.

After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young rooster.

By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead.

He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away.

As he walks away slowly, he says to himself , "Damn, that's the third GAY rooster I've bought this month."
Re: Rooster Trouble by folly69(m): 4:14pm On Aug 13, 2009
LWKMD grin grin grin
Re: Rooster Trouble by romsky: 4:17pm On Aug 13, 2009
Wisdom is d principal tyn
Re: Rooster Trouble by mamagee6(f): 5:16pm On Aug 15, 2009
Rotflmao.
Re: Rooster Trouble by lysaa(f): 5:20pm On Aug 15, 2009
i think say ituen don come back
Re: Rooster Trouble by alimat2(f): 5:36pm On Aug 15, 2009
Can u pls summarice the story for me? grin grin grin grin
Re: Rooster Trouble by lysaa(f): 2:06pm On Aug 17, 2009
tu fan chong, kapice? wink
Re: Rooster Trouble by romsky: 5:24pm On Aug 17, 2009
she no dey sabi read 4 afternoon
Re: Rooster Trouble by freezy(m): 2:41pm On Aug 19, 2009
Ituen!

You think I dont visit the blog anymore, shey? That's why you are copying my jokes, abi?
Mind yourself o!
For your punishment, you are sentenced to two bottles of big stout grin grin
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 2:47pm On Aug 19, 2009
hehehe, grin grin ituen is finally back frm heaven.
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 3:03pm On Aug 19, 2009
hell u meant undecided cool
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 3:23pm On Aug 19, 2009
I no talk that one oh undecided
Re: Rooster Trouble by Abbeycity4(f): 3:29pm On Aug 19, 2009
hmmm nice one grin
Re: Rooster Trouble by Jeovy(m): 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2009
someone should pls find dis missing guys
Re: Rooster Trouble by Abbeycity4(f): 3:36pm On Aug 19, 2009
whose missg guy
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 3:42pm On Aug 19, 2009
Joe, are u lost dail 911
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 3:46pm On Aug 19, 2009
Wrong no. cool
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 4:06pm On Aug 19, 2009
Not reachable
Re: Rooster Trouble by Abbeycity4(f): 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2009
Switched off
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 7:45pm On Aug 19, 2009
u must be visa phone subscriber cool
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 10:27pm On Aug 19, 2009
lol nice joke cheesy
Re: Rooster Trouble by clemcykul(f): 9:15am On Aug 20, 2009
iteun!!
Re: Rooster Trouble by tytylayor: 9:07am On Aug 21, 2009
yes, y u callin me?
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 8:33pm On Aug 21, 2009
she dey sleep. no wake am, i wan he beetle sad
Re: Rooster Trouble by Emperoh(m): 9:30pm On Aug 21, 2009
na u be Ituen!
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 9:38pm On Aug 21, 2009
i go laze u slap o? angry
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 9:59pm On Aug 21, 2009
U dear not angry
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 10:07pm On Aug 21, 2009
wkp wetin u wan do? wetin u fit do? grin
Re: Rooster Trouble by tytylayor: 7:09am On Aug 25, 2009
angry angry
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 9:19am On Aug 25, 2009
ololumi who dey try u? angry angry angry cool
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 8:55pm On Aug 25, 2009
na by.product dey try am o!
Re: Rooster Trouble by tytylayor: 6:14am On Aug 26, 2009
u dear not say u grin

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