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Rooster Trouble by ituen(m): 4:25am On Oct 14, 2008 |
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barn yard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a little worried. So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster. I've got to do something about this. He walks up to the new bird and says,"So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping lock yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finish's first gets to have all the hens for himself." Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster."And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster. So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young rooster. By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. As he walks away slowly, he says to himself , "Damn, that's the third GAY rooster I've bought this month." |
Re: Rooster Trouble by folly69(m): 4:14pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
LWKMD |
Re: Rooster Trouble by romsky: 4:17pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
Wisdom is d principal tyn |
Re: Rooster Trouble by mamagee6(f): 5:16pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
Rotflmao. |
Re: Rooster Trouble by lysaa(f): 5:20pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
i think say ituen don come back |
Re: Rooster Trouble by alimat2(f): 5:36pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
Can u pls summarice the story for me? |
Re: Rooster Trouble by lysaa(f): 2:06pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
tu fan chong, kapice? |
Re: Rooster Trouble by romsky: 5:24pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
she no dey sabi read 4 afternoon |
Re: Rooster Trouble by freezy(m): 2:41pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
Ituen! You think I dont visit the blog anymore, shey? That's why you are copying my jokes, abi? Mind yourself o! For your punishment, you are sentenced to two bottles of big stout |
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 2:47pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
hehehe, ituen is finally back frm heaven. |
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 3:03pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
hell u meant |
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 3:23pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
I no talk that one oh |
Re: Rooster Trouble by Abbeycity4(f): 3:29pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
hmmm nice one |
Re: Rooster Trouble by Jeovy(m): 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
someone should pls find dis missing guys |
Re: Rooster Trouble by Abbeycity4(f): 3:36pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
whose missg guy |
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 3:42pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
Joe, are u lost dail 911 |
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 3:46pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
Wrong no. |
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 4:06pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
Not reachable |
Re: Rooster Trouble by Abbeycity4(f): 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
Switched off |
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 7:45pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
u must be visa phone subscriber |
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 10:27pm On Aug 19, 2009 |
lol nice joke |
Re: Rooster Trouble by clemcykul(f): 9:15am On Aug 20, 2009 |
iteun!! |
Re: Rooster Trouble by tytylayor: 9:07am On Aug 21, 2009 |
yes, y u callin me? |
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 8:33pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
she dey sleep. no wake am, i wan he beetle |
Re: Rooster Trouble by Emperoh(m): 9:30pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
na u be Ituen! |
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 9:38pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
i go laze u slap o? |
Re: Rooster Trouble by bydot1(m): 9:59pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
U dear not |
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 10:07pm On Aug 21, 2009 |
wkp wetin u wan do? wetin u fit do? |
Re: Rooster Trouble by tytylayor: 7:09am On Aug 25, 2009 |
Re: Rooster Trouble by sylve11: 9:19am On Aug 25, 2009 |
ololumi who dey try u? |
Re: Rooster Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 8:55pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
na by.product dey try am o! |
Re: Rooster Trouble by tytylayor: 6:14am On Aug 26, 2009 |
u dear not say u |
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