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Fantasy Secretary by dreday(m): 6:50am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of urs is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot! "No way, aw could dat be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her in2 d restroom and is in there with her4 a while.Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeyaa! Help oooh! Aaaah! Eeeeeeaaargghhhh!"The guy says, "Shit,i 4got 2 tel him ha ass is a pencil sharpener! |
Re: Fantasy Secretary by ituen(m): 7:31am On Oct 14, 2008 |
nice |
Re: Fantasy Secretary by Scopium: 7:33am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Re: Fantasy Secretary by Emperoh(m): 7:57am On Oct 14, 2008 |
So wetin e do the pencil? Chai!!! better not imagine. , . . . see wetin e-osho free dey cause |
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