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Delsu Boy by astronautog(m): 1:28pm On Jul 27, 2014
been a year since i wrote a story last...
Updates shall be twice daily,
characters are fiction
leave your comments either good or bad,jah bless yall#
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"Bros abeg check this one for me"i said handling over a piece of paper.
He typed some figures and did some clicking,
"oga see am"he said
i looked closely at the monitor
"you sure say na em b dat?"i asked
"na em b dat na"he replied
"abeg no vex refresh the page"i said.
"bros abeg i no get time na your jamb score b dat"
na wa o how jamb go give me 180 na,upon everytin wey i write?i asked a rhetorical question.
"make i print am?"
"ogbeni give me my change,na wetin i won use 180 do?"
i walked out of the shop feeling depressed.
"bike"i called out
"where?"
"nairabet shop for edjeba"i said
"enter 80 naira"
"na sky i get bros"
"oya enter"
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NOTE:SKY=50 NAIRA
Re: Delsu Boy by adegwurulez(m): 1:44pm On Jul 27, 2014
#following
Re: Delsu Boy by Aipete2(f): 5:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Lolz. Oya, carry go
Re: Delsu Boy by rapmike(m): 6:26pm On Jul 27, 2014
Ok
Re: Delsu Boy by astronautog(m): 6:33am On Jul 28, 2014
typing...
Re: Delsu Boy by GodswillAJudins(m): 9:54am On Jul 28, 2014
Seems interesting
Re: Delsu Boy by astronautog(m): 12:58pm On Jul 28, 2014
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"stop"i said
i paid the bike man and on entering the shop i went straight to the cashier
"you play game yesterday you no pay me abi?"said the cashier,pointing accusing finger at me
"which kian talk b dat na y i no go pay u common 2h?"i asked
"you dey mad i b ur mate,abi na bcus say i dey here dey do this work?"he asked
"i resemble thief?"
"yes,oya pay me sharperly b4 i slap you now"he threatened
"see look this slip"i said bringing out a piece of paper
"na 16k wey i win yesterday,i swear 2h you no go see inside"i fired back
"i no go payout that slip"he said
"then i go close this shop,see i no mind spending the 16k on police but 1 naira you no go see!i give you till 2pm"i said and walked out of the shop .
I knew i had won because for sure he knew someone won 16k but didnt know i was the one,and i didnt pay truely but it wasnt on purpose.
I went home thinking of my jamb score
On getting home i noticed my door was opened,there was only one person that had my key,and that one person was suppose to be in church on a sunday morning.i was suprised i gathered courage and went in
"ah,jane is that you"i said
"ay my love"she replied
"you scared me,didnt you go to church?"i asked
"no honey,but my rumie went on my behalf"she said with a smile
"salvation is personal o"i replied
"pastor ayo am sure you didnt go too"she said
"am just coming back from church o"i lied
"did you pray for me?"she ask coming closer
"yes i did"
she gave me a kiss
"ay guess what?"
"what?"
"guess"
"you are pregnant?"i said
"no naughty boy, i scored 280 in jamb she said"
"280?are you sure?"i asked
"lol are you not happy?"
"of couse i am sweetie"
"then show it"she said pulling me closer
i kissed her and then visited TREASURE ISLAND in between she asked,
"have you checked?"
i nodded and continued eating the meal b4 me
"what did you score?"she asked with a serious face
"hmMMMM...JAMB witheld my result!"i said
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Re: Delsu Boy by adegwurulez(m): 7:21pm On Jul 28, 2014
grin Jamb witheld my result.

#epic
Re: Delsu Boy by GodswillAJudins(m): 6:23pm On Jul 29, 2014
Abeg continue make I no jamb ur head
Re: Delsu Boy by astronautog(m): 1:30am On Jul 30, 2014
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"witheld!,ha baby so what are you going to do now?"asked jane
"dont know for now o,just pray they release it soon"i said
we talked for over 2 hours then she took her leave..
Looking at the time it was 15 past 2.i had my bath,put on my tuxedo wore my pefume,plugged in my headphone and off i went to the nairabet shop ready to shutdown the shop.

"........if egg no dey egg roll na just buns,warri boys 4get say we drop guns,won feature me?oya drop funds,so much money i fit make okpo(ashawo) stop runs.vigilante won beat amy man?
Any beat u give me i b animal....."music from my beat by dr eyabiye
i entered the shop fired up,afterall i don dey lose since,today if this guy no pay me my complete cash i go show am say ashawo no get serious boy friend!.....
Re: Delsu Boy by GodswillAJudins(m): 6:53am On Jul 30, 2014
When you are reading for uploading normal updates Instead of all this shoti I would be back.

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