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Do You Think English Is A Crazy Language? Come In by oluwadanie1(m): 1:08pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
Well, in my own view, I really think english is a crazy language. Am damn sure you are bound to agree with me after viewing this content. 1) In what other language do people drivein a parkway and park in a driveway? 2) In what other language do people play at a recital and recite at a play? 3) Why is it that when we transport something by car, its called a shipment but when it is transported by ship, its called a cargo. 4) When we pay absolute attention to english, we will discover that: Hot dogs can be cold. Darkrooms can be lit. Homeworks can be done in school. Nightmare can take place in the day. Tomboys are girls and midwives can be men. THAT’S NOT ALL… 5)Lastly, I wonder • If adults commit adultery, do infants commit infantry? • If olive oil is made from olives, where do they make baby oils from? • If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what in GOD’S name does a humanitarian eat? • If pro and con are opposite, is congress the opposite of progress? Readers, I think I’ll stop here and allow you to continue with the rest http://acadaloaded./2014/07/29/article-why-i-think-english-is-a-crazy-language/#more-275 1 Like |
Re: Do You Think English Is A Crazy Language? Come In by jaryeh(m): 2:50pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
Re: Do You Think English Is A Crazy Language? Come In by oluwadanie1(m): 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
jaryeh: So do you agree with me?? |
Re: Do You Think English Is A Crazy Language? Come In by oluwadanie1(m): 9:22pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
So wicked of you nlanders, no comments?? |
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