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| THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 8:03pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
After the Riot, A 10pm curfew was imposed in Lagos Nigeria. Everybody had to be off the streets before 10pm or risk being shot by the soldiers. However one Nigerian citizen was shot at 9.45pm. "Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer. "I know where he lives,it will take him more than 15 minutes to get there" he replied, " he wouldn't have made it." |
| Re: THE CURFEW by dani1luv: 8:09pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
nice.  ALL HAIL THE KING OF JOKES  |
| Re: THE CURFEW by Azo(m): 8:12pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
thats cool but heard it before |
| Re: THE CURFEW by dani1luv: 8:17pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
yhu heard it. bt ba mistake |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 8:21pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
no mind am |
| Re: THE CURFEW by Azo(m): 8:27pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
how u take know |
| Re: THE CURFEW by dreday(m): 9:08pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
Can only happen in Lagos. Nice joke |
| Re: THE CURFEW by ituen(m): 3:09am On Oct 15, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 9:43am On Oct 15, 2008 |
agreed |
| Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 5:00pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I've not heard it before[/size] |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 5:02pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
you have heard it now. bring your thanks. hennessy accepted |
| Re: THE CURFEW by bydot1(m): 5:23pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
 Sam, you are mouthed jawe |
| Re: THE CURFEW by bydot1(m): 5:24pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
| Sam, you are mouthed jawe |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 5:46pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
what language is mouthed jawe? |
| Re: THE CURFEW by princesa(f): 7:42pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
I LOVE THE WISDOM OF SOILDERS INFACT I CAN DIE FOR THEM |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 7:44pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
are u sure? |
| Re: THE CURFEW by ituen(m): 9:19pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
see our women? |
| Re: THE CURFEW by studio43(m): 9:24pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
they are unpredictable |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 9:41pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
princessa is suprising us these days |
| Re: THE CURFEW by bydot1(m): 10:00pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
Na so women matter be, @sam, i mean you get mouth! |
| Re: THE CURFEW by ElosAgos(m): 10:30pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
princesa: It shouldn't be "INFACT I CAN DIE FOR THEM" It should be "IN FACT I CAN GET KILLED BY THEM" |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 10:52pm On Oct 15, 2008 |
thank you newbie |
| Re: THE CURFEW by ituen(m): 4:33am On Oct 16, 2008 |
This na the first newbie wey get sense Others na dunce |
| Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 8:40am On Oct 16, 2008 |
ituen: [size=13pt]You were once a dunce newbie till I groomed you[/size] |
| Re: THE CURFEW by princesa(f): 10:57am On Oct 16, 2008 |
@all you are all getting jealous that i cant die for you i dont move with civillians they are not my groove, soilders are the KOKO @NEWBIE i forgive you for now cos obviously u are new and havnt got any experience yet on whom you should fear and who u shouldnt  |
| Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 12:35pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Newbie I ma milk this game like bosom, gurls thinking I'm coolie[/size] |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 12:50pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
tupac is alive, halleluya |
| Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 2:12pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]And Biggie is still dead  [/size] |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 2:17pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
we will hold you responsible for his death |
| Re: THE CURFEW by dyabman(m): 2:26pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
which court are we going cos im a witness SAM |
| Re: THE CURFEW by Scopium: 3:08pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Witness to what? Witness to your own sickness?[/size] |
| Re: THE CURFEW by SamMilla1(m): 3:09pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
hey, thats rude. he is a witness and will be put on the witness protection program |
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