The federal government is sending each of us a N60, 000 rebate. If we spend that money at Shop-rite, the money goes to China. If we spend it on fuel it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the Nigerian economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Mama -put, Nkwobi, Soldier Root, Peppersoup, Opa-eyin, Jedi, Juju, Monkeytail, Isi-Ewu, Beer and Prostitutes, since these are the only products still produced in Nigeria

@Poster

if ur in the prostitute section, then i'm ready to invest in nigeria

@ituen
keep dreaming

haha, una don craze finish for nairaland

!maxell

dats wat keeps u going


@jazzy
Den stop running promos if u cant market well

did ituen just admit he patronizes ashies?

yes he did

I do patronize those who bear the name "Jazzy"

freak

dont blame me lady.

just jokin wit ya

yea sure u are

thats my girl

u huh,

figure of speech

jealous poke

ituen:

@Poster

if ur in the prostitute section, then i'm ready to invest in nigeria

same here

ituen,make scopy catch u flirting with jazzy first.
The guy's very violent and u may just end up like Mr Samuel Peters.
Don't say i didn't warn you ooo

@ info,
you too?

yea , am ready to invest here

scopium
they callin gme ashewo

Ok,you guys should keep identifying yourselves

dr dre
stop bein a dr
juz b d dre

StaRT to dey crAze!

@info, dreday

Jazzy has not yet identified her specialty.

@Jazzy
Do quick tell me now or else i go carry my money go another place

if u go dont count
onli one person
many more will come

oh

_{i deal with juju}

so u wanna play along?

JuJU?

Me i no fit use juju invest for juju oh

now u knw

Yes, Mrs Jazzy Juju

thnk u

nice name by the way

federal govt pikin

yea yea yea