One day Ituen dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon,

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Ituen: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here, you a drinkin' man?
Ituen: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca, we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Ituen: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Ituen: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Ituen: Wow, that's, awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Ituen: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever, If you go Bankrupt, well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Ituen: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean,
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Ituen: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Ituen: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays

Hehehehe

Well i go Saturdays will be for ladies only and i go use am compensate friday

how sure r u saturdays r for ladies?

maybe even saturdays r for u to sit on the electric chair
n sundays for u to lie on a mattress full of nails n get whipped by a demon

yea me too

he is gonna get laid in the yansh by the gays
lmfao

i knew this was coming, so y'all mean to say that ituen it now gay? In hell

infoblabla
ask him
coz we r tryin to get news awa selfs
but if u get latest news plz do update us
lol

thnx fr update scop

hehe

Infobaba,

since friday is inevitable, can i draw from your pool of experience wat it feels like to be . . . . .

use Vaseline it do helps. Ask clem

@ ituen
Kai,if what they say is true,you had better start gathering experience from here.
They say plenty big-boy politicians(like an ex vice-presidentprecedent) pay big for that kind of action so u may not be losing anything except ur 'virginity'.

lol
gays guys

the good part is saturday is free, so you could spend the whole day stiching your crack, but hey whats all the fuzz about your dead already innit.

Sounds like you've had experience in that field

Satan has postponed friday

Make una celebrate with me

no he hasnt

ituen:

Satan has postponed friday

Make una celebrate with me

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

Correct man

And he has told me to invite some of my friends

I dey prepare lisct oh

dreday:

Sounds like you've had experience in that field

[size=13pt]If experience means watching you dreday poking a cadaver then yes, I'm talking from experience.[/size]

lol

ituen:

Correct man

And he has told me to invite some of my friends

I dey prepare lisct oh

i dont even look like one of ur friends , oh maybe dreday,scopium,jazzy and co

na wah ooh, ituen in hell.

these guys

you are among his friends c'mmon , You won betray am ni ?

chai anotha JUDAS!

it simply means dat all GAYS and LESBIANS ve no hidin place in hell, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! U"ALL WITH EXPERIENCE BETA REPENT,

@no dullin

my brada be like say u go borrow me dis ur name

Scopium:

[size=13pt]See Judas calling Jesus Judas [/size]

I SEE THAT YOUR OWN JESUS DIED ON A PLANK FOR NUTHIN!

lol