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Johnny N Akpos...!!! by Kcxee(m): 11:22pm On Jan 19, 2013 |
Akpors and his friend Johnny were caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer. They were arrested and taken to the Sheikh's palace for questioning and judgement. Johnny lied that Akpors smuggled and forced him to drink the beer!!. Both of them were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after some lashes of whips. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you 2 wishbefore your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!. Johnny thought for a second then said: Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping. And my second wish is that, you flog me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for him, the pillows helped to make the pain of the whip lesser. Akpors saw this; thought for a second, then said: Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest and toughest whip available, If u desire so. The sheikh was amazed with a puzzled look on his face and said what of your second wish. Akpors replied; tie Johnny to my back. Immediately Johnny faints...!!! I don't knw if an old joke bt it was funny n I felt like sharing it with my pals on nairaland...!!! |
Re: Johnny N Akpos...!!! by ciphoenix: 7:34am On Jan 20, 2013 |
It never gets old |
Re: Johnny N Akpos...!!! by babarazy: 11:22pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
I read this joke around 1898. Well, its still funny sha. |
Re: Johnny N Akpos...!!! by mynameisMash: 9:41am On Jan 21, 2013 |
Once a joke will alwyz remain a joke.. |
Re: Johnny N Akpos...!!! by Wendyslim(f): 10:26pm On Jan 22, 2013 |
Still funny sha. U try |
Re: Johnny N Akpos...!!! by Kcxee(m): 8:37am On Jan 23, 2013 |
Wendyslim: Still funny sha. U trynow u talking |
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