Akpors and his friend Johnny were
caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
smuggled barrel of beer.
They were arrested and taken to
the Sheikh's palace for questioning
and judgement. Johnny lied that Akpors smuggled
and forced him to drink the beer!!.
Both of them were initially given a
death sentence but, as it was a
national holiday, the sheikh
decided they should be released after some lashes of whips.
As they were preparing for their
punishment, the sheikh said, It's
my first wife's birthday today and
she asked me to allow each of you
2 wishbefore your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be
whipped!.
Johnny thought for a second then
said: Please tie two pillows to my
back before whipping.
And my second wish is that, you flog me only 20 strokes of the
whip. He was whipped, and luckily
for him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.
Akpors saw this; thought for a
second, then said: Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the
wishes.
My first wish is to receive 100
lashes with the strongest and
toughest whip available, If u desire
so. The sheikh was amazed with a
puzzled look on his face and said
what of your second wish.
Akpors replied; tie Johnny to my
back. Immediately Johnny faints...!!! I don't knw if an old joke bt it was funny n I felt like sharing it with my pals on nairaland...!!!

It never gets old

I read this joke around 1898. Well, its still funny sha.

Once a joke will alwyz remain a joke..

Still funny sha. U try

Wendyslim: Still funny sha. U try

now u talking