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| Joke Of The Day by sprincoolj: 2:54pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: “Push!…” But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter what they did. About five minutes later, the baby’s head came out and asked: BABY: Is this Nigeria? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about Boko Haram, are they still killing? NURSE: Yes. BABY: What about ASUP? NURSE: Still on strike. BABY: What about our missing $20billlion? NURSE: Still missing. BABY: What about the girls abducted by Boko Haram, were they rescued? NURSE: No. BABY: Is GEJ still the president of Nigeria? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Are APC and PDP accusing each other and holding each other responsible for everything that happens in this country? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Is the National Conference still going on? NURSE: Yes. BABY: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Am not coming out again! Source: http://greatloaded.com |
| Re: Joke Of The Day by savvysabina: 10:24pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Nice one...am applausing! There are also nice clean jokes on www.madamsabi..pls visit. |
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