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My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:12pm On Jul 31, 2014
Im now in trouble !! is this how life is to be?? cry " why is this happening to me only, why is life unfare to men like this? have been screaming since! i cant think it . I DONT WANT DIE !!!!! HELP

okay this is what happen
my friend have a girl friend " the girl friend is black have been suspecting her since i saw her the first day i saw her . hmm people have telling me "beware of friend o " beware of friend o" "brwear friend o " i neva knew it will be true
.
yesterday my friend came to visit me after office hour , i greet him and he eat small he now sit me down and said her girl have been acting strangely he said her girl is alway sick in the morning he said
.
.
1. her breast has tender shocked
.
2. she vomiting especial in morning !!!
.
3. Increasing urination (body secretion ?? shocked )
.
4. she as always sleeping everytime
.
5. she as been eating evertime
.
Immedately i heard the last simtom i shout "quaranten!! "quaranten" quaranten" !!! i tell him it is eboma virus i been reading about here on nairaland he shout!! the worstest is he said he has been having sex with her girlfriend unprotected recently.
.
.
that not even my poblem' my man poblem now is i have also have sex with this girl ones at my friend back !! im i infected too? i dont want too die!!
i have butt gas mask an gloofe and i have put condom and rubber band on my pe.nos, i know it is affected i dont want it ti spread to my body.. pleas HELP!!!

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:16pm On Jul 31, 2014
undecided undecided


Please what's the current exchange rate for Japanese Yen to Naira?

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by 3coins(m): 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2014
MizMyColi: undecided undecided


Please what's the current exchange rate for Japanese Yen to Naira?
it is always almost the same 1yen=1.2naira

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nairaland go even rest
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Lorlaahlozz: 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2014
undecided undecided undecided
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2014
Thank God u r still alive haven't seen any topics recently by spacegoat so I assumed Ebola has taken u away, anyway since u have attested to having it I suggest MOD s shuld close this thread so we d members of nland do no get infected

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by DoctorAshley(f): 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2014
wat r d mods doing abt dis stray goat? angry
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2014
3coins:
it is always almost the same 1yen=1.2naira
But my calculator keeps showing 1.57naira
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Tallesty1(m): 12:22pm On Jul 31, 2014
At your friends back? I never knew he was bed, anyways eboma virus doesn't kill. Calm down ok??
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:23pm On Jul 31, 2014
rozzay: Thank God u r still alive haven't seen any topics recently by spacegoat so I assumed Ebola has taken u away, anyway since u have attested to having it I suggest MOD s shuld close this thread so we d members of nland do no get e-infected

wink
grin
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:24pm On Jul 31, 2014
MizMyColi: undecided undecided


Please what's the current exchange rate for Japanese Yen to Naira?
why this wickid? someones dieing and you derail. we fed up!! angry
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by neuljosh(m): 12:25pm On Jul 31, 2014
Hahahah Scapegoat you must be the sickest clown alive.
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Andyblaze: 12:25pm On Jul 31, 2014
the next person to attempt derailing this thread will die! Give advise jorangry angry


#BITG

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jul 31, 2014
MizMyColi:

wink
grin
. Thank u madam, so stage goat inanu! (Weda am ur crush or not I will tell u d truth)

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
Xenaf: Nairaland go even rest
cry coming fromy crush !! this is hotin me !! angry
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:28pm On Jul 31, 2014
Tallesty1: At your friends back? I never knew he was bed, anyways eboma virus doesn't kill. Calm down ok??
i ear it is dangerous.. i dont want to die!! cry
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Gooci(m): 12:31pm On Jul 31, 2014
spacegoat..... its not funny. yu ar known for this. tongue
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:31pm On Jul 31, 2014
Gooci: spacegoat..... its not funny. yu ar known for this. tongue
neuljosh: Hahahah Scapegoat you must be the sickest clown alive.


Andyblaze: the next person to attempt derailing this thread will die! Give advise jorangry angry


#BITG
.
this is no joke!! angry

DOCTORS PLEAS COME INSIDE THIS THREAD
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:37pm On Jul 31, 2014
SpaceGoat: Im now in trouble !! is this how life is to be?? cry " why is this happening to me only, why is life unfare to men like this? have been screaming since! i cant think it . I DONT WANT DIE !!!!! HELP

okay this is what happen
my friend have a girl friend " the girl friend is black have been suspecting her since i saw her the first day i saw her . hmm people have telling me "beware of friend o " beware of friend o" "brwear friend o " i neva knew it will be true
.
yesterday my friend came to visit me after office hour , i greet him and he eat small he now sit me down and said her girl have been acting strangely he said her girl is alway sick in the morning he said
.
.
1. her breast [size=14pt]has[/size]tender shocked
.
2. [size=14pt]she vomiting especial in morning[/size] !!!
.
3. [size=14pt]Increasing urination[/size] (body secretion ?? shocked )
.
4. she [size=14pt]as[/size] always sleeping everytime
.
5. she [size=14pt]as[/size] been eating [size=14pt]evertime[/size]
.
Immedately i heard the last simtom i shout "quaranten!! "quaranten" quaranten" !!!i tell him it is eboma virus i been reading about here on nairaland he shout!! the worstest is he said he has been having sex with [size=13pt]her[/size] girlfriend unprotected recently.
.
.
that not even my poblem' my man poblem now is i have also have sex with this girl ones at my friend back !! im i infected too? i dont want too die!!
i have butt gas mask an gloofe and i have put condom and rubber band on my pe.nos, i know it is affected i dont want it ti spread to my body.. pleas HELP!!!

And This ^^^ Is Why SG Should Clinch The Award: Nairaland's Gbagaun Master of All Time! cheesy
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Andyblaze: 12:38pm On Jul 31, 2014
SpaceGoat:



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this is no joke!! angry

DOCTORS PLEAS COME INSIDE THIS THREAD

report to ward 3 for bodily investigation by dr agrovick angry angry


#BITG
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:42pm On Jul 31, 2014
SpaceGoat: why this wickid? someones dieing and you derail. we fed up!! angry
tongue tongue
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by nerodenero: 12:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
@OP:Your English has Ebola

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Truckpusher(m): 12:54pm On Jul 31, 2014
Don't worry Mr spacegoat,I'll ensure that you have a rich biography. grin
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by jhydebaba(m): 1:07pm On Jul 31, 2014
Goat of the highest order tongue

No be only eboma virus, na ebora virus.


Mumu dey smell.


U try small sha, try harder next time.
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Naavah(f): 1:16pm On Jul 31, 2014
Lmfao. I like akara btw shld incase d "expected" happens.
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 1:30pm On Jul 31, 2014
nerodenero: @OP:Your English has Ebola

jhydebaba: Goat of the highest order tongue

No be only eboma virus, na ebora virus.


Mumu dey smell.


U try small sha, try harder next time.
Ego!! ego is bad " it no.1 male guy poblem angry pleas youre kill ego here https://www.nairaland.com/1791752/does-well-around-girl-secret tank
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 1:31pm On Jul 31, 2014
Truckpusher: Don't worry Mr spacegoat,I'll ensure that you have a rich biography. grin
angry angry
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 1:31pm On Jul 31, 2014
Naavah: Lmfao. I like akara btw shld incase d "expected" happens.
my new crush lipsrsealed
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Naavah(f): 1:44pm On Jul 31, 2014
SpaceGoat: my new crush lipsrsealed
Lol, oniyeye
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by killercute16(m): 2:10pm On Jul 31, 2014
MizMyColi:

And This ^^^ Is Why SG Should Clinch The Award: Nairaland's All Time Gbagaun Master cheesy
GBAM!!.........seconded

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Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jul 31, 2014
Truckpusher: Don't worry Mr spacegoat,I'll ensure that you have a rich biography. grin
Wicked!
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Truckpusher(m): 3:07pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nobleval: Wicked!
grin.......Mr spacegoat is my friend.

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