My wife DOES NOT WORK!!! Shes a full house
wife
Conversation between a Husband and a
Psychologist:
P: What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.
P: Your Wife ?
H: She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.
P: Who makes breakfast for your family in the
morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.
P: At what time does your wife wake up for
making breakfast?
H: She wakes up at around 5 am because
she cleans the house first before making
breakfast.
P: How do your kids go to school?
H: My wife takes them to school, because
she doesn't work.
P: After taking your kids to school, what does
she do?
H: She goes to the market, then goes back
home for cooking and laundry. You know, she
doesn't work.
P: In the evening, after you go back home
from office, what do you do?
H: Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day
works.
P: What does your wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids,
preparing meals for me and cleaning the
dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to
bed.
Whom do you think works more, from the
story above

The wife offcourse.

I lost count of how many times the sentences "she doesn't work" was made.