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60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Toyolad(m): 9:00am On Aug 02, 2014 |
Please note that some of the 'facts' below have been proven false myths. An example is the duck's quack which does not echo (but proved that it does). 1. It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted) 2. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. 3. A shrimp's heart is in it's head. 4. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili- second. 5. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. 6. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 7. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?) 8. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 9. Rats and horses can't vomit. 10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. 11. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 12. If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out. 13. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 14. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 15. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 16. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 17. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 18. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 19. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. 20. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. 21. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 22. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 23. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. 24. A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail. 25. Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period. 26. The Grammy Awards were introduced to counter the threat of rock music. In the late 1950s, a group of record executives were alarmed by the explosive success of rock ‘n roll, considering it a threat to "quality" music. 27. Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water. The tea bag was introduced in 1908 by Thomas Sullivan of New York. 28. Over the last 150 years the average height of people in industrialised nations has increased 10cm (about 4 inches). In the 19th century, American men were the tallest in the world, averaging 1,71m (5'6". Today, the average height for American men is 1,75m (5'7", compared to 1,77 (5'8" for Swedes, and 1,78 (5'8.5" for the Dutch. The tallest nation in the world is the Watusis of Burundi. 29. In 1955 the richest woman in the world was Mrs Hetty Green Wilks, who left an estate of $95 million in a will that was found in a tin box with four pieces of soap. Queen Elizabeth of Britain and Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands count under the 10 wealthiest women in the world. 30. Joseph Niepce developed the world's first photographic image in 1827. Thomas Edison and W K L Dickson introduced the film camera in 1894. But the first projection of an image on a screen was made by a German priest. In 1646, Athanasius Kircher used a candle or oil lamp to project hand-painted images onto a white screen. 31. In 1935 a writer named Dudley Nichols refused to accept the Oscar for his movie The Informer because the Writers Guild was on strike against the movie studios. In 1970 George C. Scott refused the Best Actor Oscar for Patton. In 1972 Marlon Brando refused the Oscar for his role in The Godfather. 32. The system of democracy was introduced 2 500 years ago in Athens, Greece. The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD. 33. A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water. If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty. If it's reduced by 10%, you'll die. 34. According to a study by the Economic Research Service, 27% of all food production in Western nations ends up in garbage cans. Yet, 1,2 billion people are underfed - the same number of people who are overweight. 35. Camels are called "ships of the desert" because of the way they move, not because of their transport capabilities. A Dromedary camel has one hump and a Bactrian camel two humps. The humps are used as fat storage. Thus, an undernourished camel will not have a hump. 36. In the Durango desert, in Mexico, there's a creepy spot called the "Zone of Silence." You can't pick up clear TV or radio signals. And locals say fireballs sometimes appear in the sky. 37. Ethernet is a registered trademark of Xerox, Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. 38. Bill Gates' first business was Traff-O-Data, a company that created machines which recorded the number of cars passing a given point on a road. 39. Uranus' orbital axis is tilted at 90 degrees. 40. The final resting-place for Dr. Eugene Shoemaker - the Moon. The famed U.S. Geological Survey astronomer, trained the Apollo astronauts about craters, but never made it into space. Mr. Shoemaker had wanted to be an astronaut but was rejected because of a medical problem. His ashes were placed on board the Lunar Prospector spacecraft before it was launched on January 6,1998. NASA crashed the probe into a crater on the moon in an attempt to learn if there is water on the moon. 41. Outside the USA, Ireland is the largest software producing country in the world. 42. The first fossilized specimen of Australopithecus afarenisis was named Lucy after the paleontologists' favorite song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," by the Beatles. 43. Figlet, an ASCII font converter program, stands for Frank, Ian and Glenn's LETters. 44. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. 45. Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced. 46. Hot water is heavier than cold. 47. Plutonium - first weighed on August 20th, 1942, by University of Chicago scientists Glenn Seaborg and his colleagues - was the first man-made element. 48. If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure. 49. The radioactive substance, Americanium - 241 is used in many smoke detectors. 50. The original IBM-PCs, that had hard drives, referred to the hard drives as Winchester drives. This is due to the fact that the original Winchester drive had a model number of 3030. This is, of course, a Winchester firearm. 51. Sound travels 15 times faster through steel than through the air. 52. On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity. 53. Only one satellite has been ever been destroyed by a meteor: the European Space Agency's Olympus in 1993. 54. Starch is used as a binder in the production of paper. It is the use of a starch coating that controls ink penetration when printing. Cheaper papers do not use as much starch, and this is why your elbows get black when you are leaning over your morning paper. 55. Sterling silver is not pure silver. Because pure silver is too soft to be used in most tableware it is mixed with copper in the proportion of 92.5 percent silver to 7.5 percent copper. 56. A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass. 57. A chip of silicon a quarter-inch square has the capacity of the original 1949 ENIAC computer, which occupied a city block. 58. An ordinary TNT bomb involves atomic reaction, and could be called an atomic bomb. What we call an A-bomb involves nuclear reactions and should be called a nuclear bomb. 59. At a glance, the Celsius scale makes more sense than the Fahrenheit scale for temperature measuring. But its creator, Anders Celsius, was an oddball scientist. When he first developed his scale, he made freezing 100 degrees and boiling.0 degrees, or upside down. No one dared point this out to him, so fellow scientists waited until Celsius died to change the scale. 60. At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Nobody: 9:16am On Aug 02, 2014 |
Toyolad:Lol. Na God save you say my tongue no long, else I for dey lick d sugar way dey my elbow now. 7 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by tobillionaire(m): 9:39am On Aug 02, 2014 |
61. over 40% viewers wouldn't read this to d end.... MODS FP jawr 39 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Toyolad(m): 10:13am On Aug 02, 2014 |
SammyHoe:who tell u say sugar dey ur elbow..u don lick someone's elbow before? #Lol Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!..I made it! I made frontpage!! Halleluyah!! 3 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by nwaobitex: 10:55am On Aug 02, 2014 |
tobillionaire: 61. over 40% viewers wouldn't read this to d end.... MODS FP jawrlike me o 2 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Nobody: 10:58am On Aug 02, 2014 |
Toyolad: who tell u say sugar dey ur elbow..u don lick someone's elbow before? Lol |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by SpaceGoat: 11:20am On Aug 02, 2014 |
reason why white hate black skin black picture ! https://www.nairaland.com/1839754/reason-why-white-hate-black#25165925 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by danielduru: 11:32am On Aug 02, 2014 |
cockroach are always active at night. 4 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by davdandam(m): 11:52am On Aug 02, 2014 |
One major fact you forgot, we all missed nairaland when it crashed 12 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by cococandy(f): 12:53pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
60. At a jet plane's speed of 1,000 km (620mi) per hour, the length of the plane becomes one atom shorter than its original length. How do you measure something that's an atom shorter? What difference does it make BTW? 3 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Feranmicharles(m): 1:03pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Ebola is an ancient disease 2 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by fr3do(m): 1:11pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
One Nigerian fact: there is a type of bird found in the jos-plateau that can't be found anywhere else. Another: the middle belt has the highest concentration of ethnic groups in the world, taking its size into consideration. 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Nobody: 2:11pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
in 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe Dolphins sleep with one eye open The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. A cat's urine glows under a black light. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Starfish have no brains. Polar bears are left-handed. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by rattlesnake(m): 2:15pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
#fact# Am going live till 100 years 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by kenono(m): 4:04pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
I think Many of them are so wrong, but funny anyway. |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Nobody: 4:51pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Tried licking my elbow... 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Toyolad(m): 4:55pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
rattlesnake: #fact#do rattlesnakes live that long 15 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Toyolad(m): 4:59pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
More.... Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. #Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them. #The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. #Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. #Of all the words in the English language, the word ’set’ has the most definitions! #What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France. #"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. #"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. #In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child #A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off. 26 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Ranchhoddas: 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
cococandy:i just tire for the matter... 4 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by ItsAaliyah: 5:03pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
20pounds: Tried licking my elbow... Me too. 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by roufy235(m): 5:07pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
lols |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by CharlieMaria(m): 5:23pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
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Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by YoursGEJ(m): 5:24pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
ok |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by hungryboy(m): 5:27pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
.61) Girls will always chop and boys will always work 3 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Akshow: 5:27pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Yawns 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by BoiledCorn: 5:28pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Anyone that eats boiled corn unknowingly pays homage to me 6 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by flowjoe: 5:30pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
Seen this stuff for the umpteenth time .. 5 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by lepasharon(f): 5:30pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
How many times will these dry facts be posted on Front page ? 2 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by drnairalov: 5:30pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
interesting Nigeria celeb facts here #Doyouknow Damiduro crooner 'DAVIDO' is actually adopted..his real dad is a gateman in Ibadan" 2FACE is worth 30million FAZE #9million BLACKFACE just #100,000 + he owes his landlord rent money #saveblackface" #Do U know that Wizkid as a celeb is currently wit d highest ammount of followers on twitter apart frm pastor Chris with 1million+" #Doyouknowthat actress Mercy Johnson insured her bre*ast 4 #10million 4d fear of her husband sucking the living life out of it." #Doyouknowthat Brymo was kicked out of his label 4saying 'LIFE IS SHORT BUT MI IS SHORTER'" #DoUknowthat Yoruba rap star Olamide, waz selling ratpoison in d street of Lagos b4 He hit it big in music" #DoUknowThat the bigness nd wideness of Segun Arinze's eyeballs makes him able to see witches nd ghost" #DoUknowthat a boy who was in coma for 5yrs wokeup after being played tonto dikeh songs 2 him..he cudnt bear d torture" After his first national television performance, ‘Ovation Media’ said dat ‘Davido has no singing ability’today Davido is topping charts" While on holiday in France, Dbanj went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France." 17 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Nobody: 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
lepasharon: How many times will these dry facts be posted on Front page ?I stopped at 5, the list is just boring I swear. 5 Likes |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by BedLam: 5:33pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
No.4 is a big lie! "bless you" is being used owing to religion. 1 Like |
Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by ddooskie(m): 5:33pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
CharlieMaria: ..busted |
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