I entered a bus from ikeja to oshodi.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers.So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call. '' hello oga, i don dey
press dat
button since but d bomb no gree
blow. Na d blue one or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call)
''
hello Chuwkudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money
from obinna ..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré, akpayan.
So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside of me
until d hausa man sitin close to me
said.
Hausa man: '' oka abeg dat time i dey
make
am for call, wher dem
say make i press so dat d bomb i
go blow? Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.

i fainted

Now I can sleep.

Ceasar1: Now I can sleep.

hahaha! Guy u funy die

Do not ,read my lips, do not try this again, if what u said is exact. Please, u might land urself into frouble. Knowing well everybody now is security alerted. Plz 4 ur safety.

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so funny

;DHahahaha u 2much,l love d joke

mstik:

hw did u do dat?

Hilarious