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How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by AFOHYBEE(m): 10:21pm On Aug 02, 2014
I entered a bus from ikeja to oshodi.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers.So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call. '' hello oga, i don dey
press dat
button since but d bomb no gree
blow. Na d blue one or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call)
''
hello Chuwkudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money
from obinna ..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré, akpayan.
So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside of me
until d hausa man sitin close to me
said.
Hausa man: '' oka abeg dat time i dey
make
am for call, wher dem
say make i press so dat d bomb i
go blow? Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.

i fainted

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Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 02, 2014
grin Now I can sleep. grin

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Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by starpon1: 11:27pm On Aug 02, 2014
Ceasar1: grin Now I can sleep. grin
hahaha! Guy u funy die

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Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by mstik(f): 1:49am On Aug 03, 2014
grin
Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Christmasdon(m): 12:40am On Aug 04, 2014
Do not ,read my lips, do not try this again, if what u said is exact. Please, u might land urself into frouble. Knowing well everybody now is security alerted. Plz 4 ur safety.
Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Wendyslim(f): 7:33am On Aug 04, 2014
grin cheesy tongue smiley
Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Nobody: 4:20pm On Aug 04, 2014
grin
Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by CeiW5k: 6:42pm On Aug 04, 2014
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Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Hardeytohlar(f): 2:55pm On Aug 06, 2014
so funny
Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Nedu50(m): 12:27pm On Aug 07, 2014
;DHahahaha u 2much,l love d joke
Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Fabdedon(m): 2:24pm On Aug 20, 2014
mstik: grin
hw did u do dat?
Re: How I Fainted In A Bus From Ikeja To Oshodi by Igboboy59(m): 2:17pm On Sep 18, 2014
Hilarious

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