::::: DUE TO EBOLA VIRUS::::::::¤
»Girls no longer hug their guys, the
highest they give nowadays is 45`
instead of the normal 360`.
»Guys are now afraid to shake their
fellow guys instead they throw way
salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?)
»People now wear long sleave
sweaters, headcovers, and trousers
while entering buses and taxi no matter
how hot the weather is.. (Lol... See as
Naija take turn europe o)..
»Neighbors, even family members
become suspects at the slightest sign
of illness.. (the one wey make my
neighbour go call health officers for me
because say he see me sneeze 2 times
today).
»You take a girl out for dinner, drives
her back to her house, walk her to the
door-step, she leaves you, walks to her
door, open it, waves at you and throw
a goodnight kiss at you (if you like
catch am).
»The aboki that sells suya beside our
house, dey chop Him suyas himself
these days because even the suya is a
suspect (Who wan die?)
»Nigeria Police don't arrest People by
Themselves anymore, if You commit
any Crime just do the arresting by
Yourself. (Just Handcuff yourself come
station, use ur hand by seelf enter Cell)
PLEASE!!
»My friend is no longer dating our
Neighbor's Daughter called BOLA, even
if She had Changed name to TOLA, as
far as the "OLA" is still there, IT IS
OVER BETWEEN HIM AND HER!!..abeg
who knows..(His Heart dey vacant o if
u dey interested).
»As for Me, I wan start to dey dress like
SPIDERMAN now to avoid body contact
o...(God sabi sey e no be my time yet).
»YORUBA People in My Area now
greets EKU EBOLA.(I dey answer them
EKU BACK TO SENDER).
»IGBOS in my area will greet their
usual way IBOLA Chi? Which is the
normal good morning but because
BOLA is in the greeting you now get
responses Bowakwa gi onu ebe ahu.
Lmao!! Source:www.skyreloadz.tk

lol,wetn man go do. Na we catholics way surpose fear pass. when we shake a brethen beside u not knowing his a carrier.