See as you be like whale and you still dey find food? Imbecilic bastard.

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Your mate for turkey dey show glass. I swear ur foolishness don enta gear.

Moreena: Lwkmd These r ma words except d 1 I quoted

umm I hope so,

Even fools marvel at your foolishness

Ahahaahahhahah, can't stop laffing . So on point

Because of the lines I have on my forehead, a friend said to me "see your wifi head, e be like Internet provider"

High Definition Fool.... From a very good frnd

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

MEILYN: See as you be like whale and you still dey find food? Imbecilic bastard.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

babeline: Just recently, I contacted a guy on my bbm who had been trying to chase me but I had been pushing him off. Some guy I met just once ooo in church over a year sgo. Don't even remember his face even. So ya mentioned I and my family are looking to relocate and he says he knows some guys who are agents. We arranged that when I was ready I would call him up to go view a house he mentioned. I didn't call cos I was busy so I wasn't ready to see d place n I obviously had to go with my family members who'd live there too. Guy sends me a msg on bbm few days later and starts telling me I'm wasting his time. I ask him how his time was wanted when I didn't even go see the place And he was the one disturbing me about viewing d house in d 1st place. He starts becoming rude. I delete him off my bbm. He sends me a msg on whatsapp calling my pathetic and stupid. I block him on whatsapp and he sends me a text saying "you don't have money you LovePeddler". How I became a LovePeddler just cos I didn't call him to go view a house, I don't know. And how he came to the conclusion that my family do not have the money for the 5 bedroom duplex I asked him to check up for. I don't know. Who made him our account officer. I dunno

So wetin that one con teach us?

killercute16: *FAINTS*

.Some people bring happiness wherever they go; while you bring happiness whenever you go.

Dayjhihannon01: wetin u find go dia nah '''Network''? Han?

na cashew fruit o. Hungry ehn fit kill pesin.

trukoments: God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck.

Damnnnnnnnnnn.... if i get this, i will just go hang ma slf nd end it....so sad

olagamalin: .Some people bring happiness wherever they go; while you bring happiness whenever you go.

A proffessor told a classmate of mine that's she's mentally slow

Are u sure dat u have anything in this ur thick Igbo skull. My manager

Fooler fool

debrihachi:
am finer than all da girls u v ever came across...

She's actually fine. Above average

mzlizabelle: Because of the lines I have on my forehead, a friend said to me "see your wifi head, e be like Internet provider"

Lmao. The network bars

Agybabe:
it's alright...I get and yes, I'm good

dats cool

mzlizabelle: Because of the lines I have on my forehead, a friend said to me "see your wifi head, e be like Internet provider"

Jeeeez.Lol!..u r pretty tho.

I'm sori to say dis, but u r d SI unit of stupidity

oluyemisee: Boncon

Are u s student of FCEZ?

write2obi:
Those this post make sense to you

That's cos for some reason, I type words and when I post it d wording changes. I don't get y

Lorlaahlozz: Funny thread

Xtarxhyne,lanicky and misshorlah amebo sis come nd see oo

My friend called a guy IMPORTED WERE..... WERE...MEANING.... IMPORTED MAD PERSON.

you are of no economic importance

Dayjhihannon01: Abi dindinrin f'edi si e ni Did a fool open yansh for you.... My dad... Xpecially while we make noise during τђε̣ news as a child!! Bυт its that time anoda noise will be generated from our laughter ... Kent bυт wonder dat what if actually a fool open yansh for me, will I be affected mentally?..

if he asked u such question what do u normally do?

you are so fat dat u entered the pool and all the water flew out

your teeth are so yellow traffic slow down wen u smile

Why are you behaving as if you are the best thing that ever happened after BREAD and BUTTER ..........My Boss to a client

Why are you laughing like a boiled yam....My Parish Priest

Adie funfun ko mo'ra re l'agba - yoruba (A white cork/hen who doesnt respect its status) ..... my mum to my sister

A mother asked her daughter to stand up from a seat but she refused, and the mother shouted at her...what part of STAND UP dont you understand? is it the STAND or the UP.

Look at how you're like those people that Spain won 10- 0.

D day M̶̲̥̅γ younger sis was like." Your brain transmission box Ȋ̝̊̅§ faulty." M̶̲̥̅γ head enter factory reset instantly I almost got tempted to hit her.

many from lecturers.
there are 3 categories of students;
those who make things happen
those who watch things happen and those who wonder how things happen.