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| Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by DaZion(m): 7:16pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Sum Nigerian do asked sum annonying questions dat can easily provoke sumbody... 1.One day I dey my rum dey read 4 my tests,1 of my frnd came 2 visit me.He entered my apartment seeing me reading... Question:U dey read? Answer:No,na movie i dey watch.... 2.I wan buy recharge card #1500... Question:Shey na 1500 recharge card u wan buy? Answer:Humhum..na #150.... 3..My mum nd I was in d kitchen.. Question:Mum,where shuld I put d dishes? Answer:Put it on my head...lol 4.I went 2 a restaurant,I bumped into 1 of my frnd.. Frnd:Wetin u cum do 4 hia? Answer:Me?...Oooh,I cum watch Movie...Fool 5.I dey fetch water 4rm my house well.One of my frnd saw me Frnd:U dey fetch water? Answer:Rara o..Na blood I dey fetch*** 6.I dey my rum,cooking Noodles,so 1 of my room-mate perceived d aroma of d Indomie noodles... Room-mate:Na Indomie noodles u dey cook? Answer:No bro...Na yam nd okra 7.I waz watching d match btw Uruguay vs Italy..Suddenly Suarez bit Chellini on d back,d guy wey dey 4 syd stil dey ask me foolish question Question:Shey na Suarez b dat? Answer:U no fi see..Shey bi na Cristiano Ronaldo********Share urz guyz nd let d fun begiiinnn.. 1 Like |
| Re: Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by DaZion(m): 7:23pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
I dey my house watching korean movie.One of my cousin came 2 my house asking me trashy question.. Cousin:Shey na Korean movie u dey watch? Answer:NO..Na Igbo movie..Lol 2.Sumbody saw me going 2 skul wit my uniform put on.. Question:U dey go skul Answer:Nope..I dey go stadium.... |
| Re: Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by kekakuz(m): 7:33pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
I connect my 3310 to my flat screen dey browse naira land.my girlfriend enter room ask question. Question: that OP must be dumb ryt? Well she is ryt |
| Re: Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by McWhillion(m): 7:39pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
You don wake? No, i dey sleep 1 Like |
| Re: Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by McWhillion(m): 7:43pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
kekakuz: I connect my 3310 to my flat screen dey browse naira land.my girlfriend enter room ask question.The op kon give you hot slap. You con dey ask "You slapped me?" No, I just killed a fly on ur cheek |
| Re: Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
No be today dem don dey ask those kine questions, walahi e don stale. |
| Re: Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by DaZion(m): 8:01pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
Question:U wan eat? Answer:No,I wan use am do Screen saver.. Question:Na u b diz? Answer:No,na my grandpa Question:You dey go church? Answer:No,I wan go Mosque...LWKM |
| Re: Idiots Questionz Nigerian Ask by DaZion(m): 8:03pm On Aug 04, 2014 |
adebayor1490: No be today dem don dey ask those kine questions, walahi e don stale.4 ur mind bro... |
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