smh..if na truth,then everybody for liberia for don get am...

THIS EBOLA MATTER DONE TIRED ME OOO........NOW NO MORE SEX,KISSING,HUGGING OR ROMANCE,EVEN TOUCHING BODY NO DEY AGAIN OOO...GOD COME AND GUIDE YOUR PEOPLE...I COVER MYSELF AND MY FAMILY WITH THE BLOOD OF JESUS...

Toyolad: I just switched on my nokia phone and two hands refused to shake hands..hmmm I guess that's the fear of Ebola.

Nigerians are so brain-dead.

This is not hilarious

I'm leaving this planet

This Ebola is some scary stuff and here in chitown, am in the office now looking at my colleagues suspiciously. One of them just returned last week from safari.

Isryl02: I'm leaving this planet

Say hi to the folks at Proxima Centauri for me.

Rilwayne001:

You dont believe in God

Some of us think sometimes he is wicked

Ebola (or at least this particular strain) has got to be airborne, I've been saying it.

Doctors with protective gear ended up contracting it, how come? Exchange of bodily fluids isn't that easy, there has to be a quicker way it spreads.

princefunmi:

No Nooooowwww!

Stop spreading Panic now. Ahn Ahn!!

Nigerians sef. So what do we now do, start cowering.

dude I didn't do the write up... vanguard did

saymax: Make una(all in d SW) respect una sef stay 4 una region while we here in d north stay wit our bokoharams. Shebi una no want bombs? Smthing gat 2 giv.

Including ur aboki brothers

watin self

Mehn, this is critical

saw this somewhere just said I should
share it.
:6:28amOnOct 14,2009
My girlfriend asked me why some men
prefer
prostitutes
to homely girls. after a brain cracking
session i
was able
to give her five reasons why i think some
men
prefer the
women of low virtue. she couldn't help it
as she
laughed
her guts out. I felt i should share these
reasons
here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you
know
this
shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only
depends if
they are
WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes.
The
wild ones
are the ones that stands in the hotels for
commercial sex
trade while the domestic ones are the so-
called
girlfriends we keep at home with the
false
impression that
we have a decent clean babe all to
ourselves, but
unfortunately when we are away they
sneak out
to have
sex with other guys and sugar daddies,
now tell
me how
are they different from the roadside
prostitute.
My
brothers, it is the same thing o. So
whether you
admit it
or not if your wife sleeps around with
Chief when
you are
not in town, then you have a domestic
prostitute
in your
house. So don't judge other men who
sleep with
the wild
prostitutes in hotels becos you are in
their shoes
too.
now the 5 reasons some men refer
prostitutes
are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to
remember
her
birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts.
You don't
also
have to take care of her responsibilities
like
buying her
body cream, paying for her hair do, etc.
Yet you
still enjoy
maximum sex for a little fee which
cannot be
compared to
the expenses we spend on our so-called
clean
babes. A
friend of mine said his girlfriend won't let
him
touch her
or even talk to her because he didn't give
her a
particular
amount of money she requested. If this
young
man must
give her that money before he would
touch her
then what
is the difference between her and the
prostitute
out
there?
2. You don't need to remember the safe
period of
prostitutes because non of them would
come
back telling
you they are pregnant.
3. Prostitutes won't compel you to get
married to
them as
the last thing on their mind is marriage.
4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more
disease
free than
the so-called clean babes. This is becos
every
man thinks
her job is risky so there is need to protect
himself
with a
condom and at the end 100 men may
sleep with
her but
with a condom but with the so-called
decent
clean and
homely babes, Emeka thinks she is
decent so he
doesn't
need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think
the
same and do
it with her again without using a condom
and
Alhaji will
also think she is decent and safe so he
too goes
without a
condom and at the end she has 100 men
who
have slept
with her without condom yet she still
parades
herslef as
the homely, decent, clean, mummy's pet
babe,
and the
cycle continues. What a shame!
5. A prostitute does not expect you to
satisfy
them, they
would do anything to satisfy you and
make you
come for
them again unlike the clean homely
babes who
expect you
to take them to cloud nine while they
only lie on
their
backs and spread their legs like frozen
chicken.
Now, with the afore-mentioned reason,
why
won't men go
for prostitutes, tell me!
NOTE: I have never slept with a prostitute
(i
mean WILD
prostitute) before, believe it or not,
neither do i
encouraged the act of prostitution, i just
felt i
should look
at the issues from the perspective of men
who
are into
the act.

na where we go run to?

I don't believe this,if dis is true,everyone would be infected by now

HUH ....make them no carry dat kind gist come oooo

saymax: Make una(all in d SW) respect una sef stay 4 una region while we here in d north stay wit our bokoharams. Shebi una no want bombs? Smthing gat 2 giv.

Sigh. Sick brains.

hazyfm: AIR BORNE

yeah it ιѕ... Have actually been wondering from ∂ news how manage its so contagious without it been an airborne dxs... Bυт now here we are.. droplets and droplet nuclei av τђε̣ smallest diameter and can anyhow get outta da patient and sniffed in by a susceptible host....... But Ebola, why u of all virus nah Well we shall do what we knw best.....SURVIVE

The next time I see a joke on ebola, I'm gonna show the poster how bitter lemons can be.



seriously, all these jokes ain't funny anymore

o ga o. Ebola ebola everywhere.

saw this somewhere just said I should
share it.
:6:28amOnOct 14,2009
My girlfriend asked me why some men
prefer
prostitutes
to homely girls. after a brain cracking
session i
was able
to give her five reasons why i think some
men
prefer the
women of low virtue. she couldn't help it
as she
laughed
her guts out. I felt i should share these
reasons
here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you
know
this
shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only
depends if
they are
WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes.
The
wild ones
are the ones that stands in the hotels for
commercial sex
trade while the domestic ones are the so-
called
girlfriends we keep at home with the
false
impression that
we have a decent clean babe all to
ourselves, but
unfortunately when we are away they
sneak out
to have
sex with other guys and sugar daddies,
now tell
me how
are they different from the roadside
prostitute.
My
brothers, it is the same thing o. So
whether you
admit it
or not if your wife sleeps around with
Chief when
you are
not in town, then you have a domestic
prostitute
in your
house. So don't judge other men who
sleep with
the wild
prostitutes in hotels becos you are in
their shoes
too.
now the 5 reasons some men refer
prostitutes
are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to
remember
her
birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts.
You don't
also
have to take care of her responsibilities
like
buying her
body cream, paying for her hair do, etc.
Yet you
still enjoy
maximum sex for a little fee which
cannot be
compared to
the expenses we spend on our so-called
clean
babes. A
friend of mine said his girlfriend won't let
him
touch her
or even talk to her because he didn't give
her a
particular
amount of money she requested. If this
young
man must
give her that money before he would
touch her
then what
is the difference between her and the
prostitute
out
there?
2. You don't need to remember the safe
period of
prostitutes because non of them would
come
back telling
you they are pregnant.
3. Prostitutes won't compel you to get
married to
them as
the last thing on their mind is marriage.
4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more
disease
free than
the so-called clean babes. This is becos
every
man thinks
her job is risky so there is need to protect
himself
with a
condom and at the end 100 men may
sleep with
her but
with a condom but with the so-called
decent
clean and
homely babes, Emeka thinks she is
decent so he
doesn't
need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think
the
same and do
it with her again without using a condom
and
Alhaji will
also think she is decent and safe so he
too goes
without a
condom and at the end she has 100 men
who
have slept
with her without condom yet she still
parades
herslef as
the homely, decent, clean, mummy's pet
babe,
and the
cycle continues. What a shame!
5. A prostitute does not expect you to
satisfy
them, they
would do anything to satisfy you and
make you
come for
them again unlike the clean homely
babes who
expect you
to take them to cloud nine while they
only lie on
their
backs and spread their legs like frozen
chicken.
Now, with the afore-mentioned reason,
why
won't men go
for prostitutes, tell me!
NOTE: I have never slept with a prostitute
(i
mean WILD
prostitute) before, believe it or not,
neither do i
encouraged the act of prostitution, i just
felt i
should look
at the issues from the perspective of men
who
are into
the act.


Please o,how is this related to this thread I smh for you,why did you not just create your own thread if you felt like joking around

Obumiyk: a viruz Which can kill in a matter of days being able to transmit via the air? is dis not some sort of chemical weapon. Why must all of this first recorded in africa and in animals? nawa oo

^^^It's quite possible that some racists introduced it to Africa to try and decimate the population! I'm sure they've experimented with Africans in the past (even in controlled lab conditions with the subjects in cages), so this is nothing new!

Read this it will help you from ebola. SEE HERE>>> http://www.view.com.ng/nigeria-confirms-doctor-has-ebola-the-countrys-second-case/

My worst fear. if this Ebola becomes Airborne, then it will be more deadly than the Black Death.

The fear of ebola is the beginning of wisdom

Toyolad: I just switched on my nokia phone and two hands refused to shake hands..hmmm I guess that's the fear of Ebola.

Buy Nokia lumia, there is no handshake in there

Dokitas wit dem big big grammar
people 4 house
Ebola can be transmitted tru FARTING!!!
Halleluyah!

Lucasbalo: This Ebola is some scary stuff and here in chitown, am in the office now looking at my colleagues suspiciously. One of them just returned last week from safari.

My nyggah Luc Skyz, E-baller is one biatch ar.se mofo...this nyggah right here went from being non-contagious, to being contagious - and soon it might start flying everywhere via electromagnetic waves. Just balling everywhere.

Better get ya gas mask when you're surfing the web - don't get gassed. E-baller is the new Sheriff in town!

Valar Morghulis

Yeaakpa so dem no want make I dey eat elede meat again...pig self don join.....o lord