We are not sure but it is said that wonders will never end, and surprisingly some wonder ‘things’ happened today at the Eko Hotels where a married woman was found to have woken up in the arms of a married man with no breast.

The 30 years old bank marketer who is currently trying to save her job took to other means to secure credits from companies for her bank.

She was reported to have lounged with the C.E.O of a very huge and credit worthy company ( name of company withheld) to seal the deal.

After nights of pleasure and business, a loud scream was heard in their room when she woke up to find her breast and vagina missing.

The man was attacked by the hotel staffs who thought he used her for rituals, but after serious investigation by the hotel management he was cleared of all allegations and the police where not notified in the matter, however rumours filtering have it that the C.E.O’s wife is behind the sad event of the bank marketer as the wife laced this C.E.O with something similar to the “Thunderbolt – Magun” which will make the private parts of those having affairs with her husband disappear.

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Una don come again o

like seriously...

...donno wat to bliv again. ..

Pinshure nko
ojuju calabar
i dnt understand is it that she now has a flat chest with her pu c sealed or what

temigracie: ...donno wat to bliv again. ..

Simple. Just believe that the OP hasn't eaten since two days ago.

Danhumprey: Simple. Just believe that the OP hasn't eaten since two days ago.

...lol...r u stalking me,nigga?...u wan me to call tradelyn to investigate n reshearch on dis??...

temigracie: ...lol...r u stalking me,nigga?...u wan me to call tradelyn to investigate n reshearch on dis??...

Infact,let him set up a committee to investigate whether I'm stalking you.

Eeeya!!!Na that ahlaji ohhh!!!

Danhumprey: Infact,let him set up a committee to investigate whether I'm stalking you.

.....lol...

temigracie: .....lol...

Yes! Let him do that. I'm in! I will cooperate with him to investigate your allegation that I'm stalking you.

Danhumprey: Yes! Let him do that. I'm in! I will cooperate with him to investigate your allegation that I'm stalking you.

....lol....u r funny

temigracie: ....lol....u r funny

Really?


But na you start nau. So,i say make I allow Tradelyn to come research and investigate.

Danhumprey: Really?


But na you start nau. So,i say make I allow Tradelyn to come research and investigate.

...he ll still investigate it oo.. cos ayam suspecting u....u r stalking me because u don knw say na me b obama first pickin...

temigracie: ...he ll still investigate it oo.. cos ayam suspecting u....u r stalking me because u don knw say na me b obama first pickin...

Lol.

Who dash you Obama's first pikin?

Danhumprey: Lol.

Who dash you Obama's first pikin?

....ayam Obama's first picckin...daz y u r stalkn me..u ur sef knw

temigracie: ....ayam Obama's first picckin...daz y u r stalkn me..u ur sef knw

I no know o!

So,you be Obama pikin?

Danhumprey: I no know o!

So,you be Obama pikin?

...yes now....nah only u i tell ooo..no tell anyone ooo...let it b btw me n u

temigracie: ...yes now....nah only u i tell ooo..no tell anyone ooo...let it b btw me n u

You and me? Chai! My mouth no go fit shut up o.

Danhumprey: You and me? Chai! My mouth no go fit shut up o.

...abeg nah....u want d CIA and FBI to investigate dis case...

temigracie: ...abeg nah....u want d CIA and FBI to investigate dis case...

I go involve Interpol and Mosad o!

Danhumprey: I go involve Interpol and Mosad o!

...lol...

temigracie: ...lol...

Them suppose join the investigation!

Danhumprey: Them suppose join the investigation!

...mayb..

temigracie: ...mayb..

Oya,dry your tears.

Danhumprey: Oya,dry your tears.

...lol....#uses d back of my hand to clean it....

temigracie: ...lol....#uses d back of my hand to clean it....

I gave you my shoulder to cry on na. Why you refuse am?

Danhumprey: I gave you my shoulder to cry on na. Why you refuse am?

....ebola s out dere,bro....

dorogossip

temigracie: ....ebola s out dere,bro....

You sef dey fear?

Danhumprey: You sef dey fear?

..d fear of ebola s d beginning of wisdom

temigracie: ..d fear of ebola s d beginning of wisdom

Wisdom as in? You wan tell me say you never touch anybody since morning?