A man noticed his body was not functioning well, he decided to visit a general hospital, the following conversation ensued thus;
The man: Goodday Doctor,I-I-I...am-am....
Doctor: what is it man?
The man: what is the difference btw EBOLA and HIV
Doctor: what is it that you want to knw man? Go straight to the point...
The man: Doctor, I must confess since two days I have not been feeling fine, I feel feverish, my head pounds...
Doctor: It's alright!
The man: I hope it is not....
(the doctor cuts in)
Doctor: Calm down man. There won't be any problem.
The man: (sobbing) I dont want to die so soon
Doctor: You shall not die but live to declare the works of the Lord. We have to carry out a test for you
Tha man: Ok Sir!
After an hour of carrying out the test the doctor came out with the result.
The man who was dosing woke up with immediate alacrity on hearing d banging of the door.
The man: (Very anxious), How's it doctor?
Doctor: After carrying out the test...
The man: (with a breathtaking, looked at the doctor), talk to me doctor
Doctor: we discovered you have HIV!
The man: Yeeh! Yeeh!! Yeeh!!! (very happy) thank God!
Doctor: very confused! What is it? why are you happy?
The man: Thank God I do not have Ebola...at least I can live a little bit longer so as to declare the works of the lord












What's the difference? The two na death sentence! Plz Like!

you really tried bro. just can't stop laughing

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