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The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(m): 4:21pm On Oct 19, 2008
info is a lawyer married to a woman named gabrywyl. but, he sleeps around. so, on an unfateful day, he does a call girl in his car and she unfortunately 4gets her panty in his car. and he doesnt know about it. so he gets home and gabbry comes out to welcome him with a hug and a kiss. as they get to the door he remembers something,

''honey, i forgot the K F C in the car, please go and bring it ''

so she dashes of to the car and guess what she saw, a ladies panty. in mad rage and annoyance she tears the undies to unrecognizeable pieces and says to herself, ''i have caught him today, let me see how he'll deny this one.''

so she goes to him and confronts him with the issue with the pieces of panty in her hands. . .

and the clever info looks at her with horror in his eyes and says . .

''oh my God. oh honey, do u remember that 10 million naira rape case i've been telling u about?  this is the evidence that will prove everything. and look at what u've done to it. oh my GOD. do u know what u've just done? u've just thrown away  10 MILLION DOLLARS DARLING!!!!!''  shocked  shocked  shocked  grin
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by Gabry(f): 4:43pm On Oct 19, 2008
Infobaba is so just exactly like that. cool

As for me, I aint marrying him to begin with cool
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(m): 4:56pm On Oct 19, 2008
u sure about that? grin
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by Gabry(f): 4:58pm On Oct 19, 2008
Definitely 100% sure. U can ask Roki. She'll tell ya cool
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(m): 5:04pm On Oct 19, 2008
who is Roki?
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by Gabry(f): 5:06pm On Oct 19, 2008
Roki = Rokiatu
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(m): 5:40pm On Oct 19, 2008
so, what about her/him ?
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by MrInfo1(m): 8:33pm On Oct 19, 2008
Am too much cool
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by krama(m): 8:47am On Oct 21, 2008
Noted
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by becky4love(f): 1:05pm On Oct 21, 2008
gaby is such an aggressive wife
and info is such a clever husband keep it up man grin
mickali you are such a funny person



watz up mickali really missing you
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(m): 4:53pm On Oct 21, 2008
becky4love:

gaby is such an aggressive wife
and info is such a clever husband keep it up man grin
mickali you are such a funny person grin

watz up mickali really missing you

cool grin shocked grin cheesy shocked cool tongue embarassed i'm really going ga-ga right now. person dey miss me. am toooo musshhh. grin


@becky

missing u too sweeety. kiss smiley
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by dani1luv: 5:21pm On Oct 21, 2008
info na d bad nigga cool
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by tytylayor: 5:25pm On Oct 21, 2008
ever since d day of our lord jesus christ
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by dani1luv: 5:27pm On Oct 21, 2008
i nor blame yhu coz. . . . iwo lo ko si lare e tongue
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by tytylayor: 5:34pm On Oct 21, 2008
dani1luv:

i nor blame yhu because. . . . iwo lo ko si lare e tongue

meaning
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(m): 7:02pm On Oct 21, 2008
danny, u think everyone that bears a yoruba name understands yoruba?
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by dani1luv: 7:13pm On Oct 21, 2008
tytylayor:

meaning

go ask ya bus conductor
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by tytylayor: 11:23am On Oct 22, 2008
orie tongue
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by clemcykul(f): 4:26pm On Oct 22, 2008
lol
i sure say the lawyer na sam milla grin
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by mykali(m): 5:03pm On Oct 22, 2008
clemcykul:

lol
i sure say the lawyer na sam milla grin

the lawyer is info not sammy. angry
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by clemcykul(f): 9:26am On Oct 23, 2008
same ni
why u dey vex na? na me pinch ur cheeks shocked angry grin
Re: The Promiscous Lawyer by becky4love(f): 5:33pm On May 24, 2011
i missed you all, mykali you remember me?// ohh my Goodness

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