Rosy was one of those UGLY
women, so ugly that it hurt; she
had never had a boyfriend.
So she went to a psychic for help.
"Honey!" said the psychic, "You
will not have luck in love in this
life.
But after death, you will be a
much desired woman and all men
will fall at your feet.
Rosy left very happy and so
excited, as she went over a bridge
she thought 'the sooner I die, the
sooner my next happy life begins.
'So she decided to jump off the
bridge right away. But, incredibly
Rosy didn't die after she jumped!
She fell on the back of a truck full
of bananas, she lost her senses
and fainted.
As soon as she recovered, still
drowsy and not being able to see
very well and not knowing where
she was, she started touching and
feeling her surroundings, feeling
all the bananas!
She mumbled with a huge smile
on her face and said,
"GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE!! ONE AT A TIME!